Hey Naomi where are you, early voting is about to start, hello?
I had proofs to review (for my book that’s coming out in November) and then just as I was thinking “I really need to get focused on the election guide” I had a really nasty fall during which I did not hit my head but may have mildly concussed myself anyway so I limited screen time for a few days. Anyway, I’m going to give myself permission not to watch the Ward 5 candidate forum given that I knew even before I sat down to research this who I was going to endorse (Jeremiah Ellison) and frankly my post from two years ago gives a detailed rundown on why Victor Martinez is a nightmare of a candidate that no one should vote for.
On the ballot in Ward 5:
Jeremiah Ellison (DFL, incumbent)
Victor Martinez (claims on the ballot to be DFL, is absolutely full of shit, he is a fucking Republican and a Trump supporter, goddammit)https://phillip4the5thorg.godaddysites.com/
Phillip “OMac” Peterson (DFL)
Finding Phillip’s website was kind of a journey: he didn’t put it on his form, it didn’t show up when I googled, but when I found his Instagram there was an image of some of his lit with a QR code, which I used to bring up his website on my phone. Hilariously, the title of the website is phillip4the5th.org, and that showed up on my phone, but when I typed it in on my laptop, that brings up nothing because his actual URL is phillip4the5thorg.godaddysites.com.
His proposals include evicting the farmer’s market to replace it with a neighborhood of tiny homes built in shipping containers that people can rent with an option to buy. (Look, if you’re going to put up a bunch of tiny homes, just freaking use single-wide trailers, because at least they have plumbing. Most of the ultra-cheap tiny homes do not. Single wide trailer homes are also significantly more accessible to anyone with mobility issues because they don’t do things like put your bed at the top of a ladder to make space for your fridge, and they cost about the same as he thinks we’d spend on shipping container homes.) He also wants to heat all highway entrances and exits to make winter driving safer. Rather than going down the rabbit hole of trying to provide you all with a cost estimate, let me just say: this would be very expensive. His solution to policing is to sit down and talk (“we’re going to sit down, and we’re going to figure it completely out there will be no cutting corners.”)
I do not think he’d be particularly good at the job, although he’d be less of a disaster than Victor because that bar is somewhere underground.
Victor Martinez is a Trumpy Republican who puts on a nice-guy face while running in Minneapolis and pretending to be a DFLer. Do not vote for this guy. If you want to know what he actually thinks (vs. what he finds it politic to share with Minneapolis voters), his Twitter troll account is still up (here’s my thread with screenshots of him admitting it’s him): he uses it to complain about the universal student lunch program, student debt relief, affirmative action, and trans people. He particularly likes harassing State Rep Leigh Finke.
There were a couple of people this year who pretty blatantly tried to set up fraudulent delegates for the endorsing conventions. Victor had an enormous number of delegates who had all registered from the same IP address, and he had “accidentally” thrown out the paper forms so he could not provide stuff like their signatures. After the DFL disqualified those delegates, Martinez posted the home address and phone number of the local party chair; after getting literal death threats from his supporters, she was granted a restraining order against Martinez. One of the people Martinez sent after the DFL chair was a man with a history of violence against women. (Apologies for the links to Twitter. I’m trying to strike a balance between “providing documentation” and “not filling up my page with upsetting screenshots of stuff like Victor harassing a trans woman.”)
What else. Well, he also puts down renters by saying they’re irresponsible and uninvolved in their communities. He was established as a prolifer back in 2021 but if you’re wondering, he’s also a prolifer. He’s proud to be endorsed by the Police Federation. And (this is hilarious, honestly) he blocked me on Facebook from his campaign website. He would be absolutely terrible in this job and under no circumstances should he be given any more power than he already has.
I like Jeremiah and I think he’s done a good job. He’s a reliable progressive vote on the council, which in the last two years has meant a lot of stuff like “helped pass the minimum wage for Uber/Lyft drivers, only to have that vetoed by Jacob.”
Jeremiah has pushed for police accountability and worked to implement and expand stuff like mental health teams to respond to mental health crises (instead of cops). He’s gotten money invested in affordable housing. He holds open office hours and town halls. I would unhesitatingly vote for Jeremiah Ellison if I lived in Ward 5.
This was a very close race last time. If you live in Ward 5, please please vote.
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