Naomi Kritzer’s Nonfiction Writing

I do science and occasional pop-culture blogging for the web site Bitter Empire. You can find the articles I’ve written for them at

Some of my favorites:

Here Is Your Semi-Scientific Proof That Everyone Hates Comic Sans

Your Beard Is Full Of Bacteria But So Is Everything Else

Peanuts May Or May Not Murder Your Child

These Decluttering Tips Are All Filthy Lies

Thinspo, Houseporn, And The Tyranny of Unrealistic Expectations

When Good Science Turns Into Bad Reporting