Gifts for People You Hate 2025: Boycott Friendly Edition

Once again, I started working on this before Thanksgiving and once again it’s now well into December and I still haven’t gotten this up. Look, it’s been a busy couple of weeks that included, among other things, proofs for Obstetrix that I had to review. A special election got called. I needed to go see Wicked.

But also, the gift guide this year was a little bit extra challenging. Because most years, it is made up heavily of stuff on Amazon for a couple of reasons:

  1. Amazon’s URLs are mostly pretty reliable. I just went and looked at my 2019 gift guide and while lots of the items I linked to are “currently unavailable,” the link still pulls up the item and the photo so you can see what it looked like. Since most people come just to gawk at the hilariously weird stuff, it’s good to know that the links won’t break.
  2. (This is actually pretty key) I don’t have to worry that I will hurt the feelings of some human artist by saying “give THIS to someone you dislike!” and I worry about that a lot when linking to things on, say, Etsy.
  3. I have an Amazon Affiliate store which means I can set the links such that if people buy the stuff I link to, I get a little bit of money.

But I know quite a lot of people this year who are boycotting Amazon (and Target and a bunch of other big stores). This created sort of a quandary. After a bunch of waffling I decided that the Amazon links were unavoidable, but I also made an effort to find a bunch of non-Amazon options. To the Etsy sellers who find their way back here: I swear I’m not insulting your creations. I’m just saying that the sort of jerks who would deserve passive-aggressive gifts from my readers would almost certainly not appreciate your work properly.

To be clear: I am always in favor of just not buying presents for awful people. But I am also in favor of self-care, and sometimes self-care means making the gesture that will let you avoid the drama. The thing about gifts is that most of the bad gifts that are given are not bought out of passive-aggressive malice but out of clueless good will, and this provides a lot of camouflage for anyone who gifts their brother-in-law a short sleeved button-down shirt with a picture of a raccoon carrying a chain saw and riding an alligator.

The usual caveats apply:

  • If I have ever given you a terrible gift, I am very sorry and I promise it wasn’t because I hate you. (I don’t give gifts to anyone I don’t sincerely like and care about.)
  • If you have ever given me a gift, I did not scrutinize it for signs that you hated me. I assume the best about people who give me presents. Actually I generally assume the best about anyone I’m on regular interaction terms with and I sail through life these days assuming that people like me and think I’m cool (this was not always true, but hey, being over 50 comes with certain benefits). If you hate me, I probably don’t even know it.

On to the horrors!

Condiments and/or Ingredients

CNN this year ran a hilariously off-base guide to Hanukkah gifts. Among the fuckups: an ornament (yes, some families do a Hanukkah Bush but you should never assume people do) and also extra-virgin olive oil with the description, “they can even use it to fry latkes during the holiday” (no one deep fries latkes in EVOO, you weirdos). There’s also a “latkes and lights” scented candle but it turns out it’s not actually latke-scented. (A latke-scented candle would make you mad that you didn’t have any latkes, which would be kind of perfect, but alas.)

Anyway, they also had a hot sauce set and I thought, “oh, this would be an outstanding bad gift to anyone who thinks ketchup is too spicy, i.e. an awful lot of Minnesotans, but I bet I can find something cheaper,” and voila, $10 and it comes in a cute gifting box. I was pondering extra virgin olive oil as a gift and trying to find some that would telegraph “this is too fancy to ever actually use; better leave it on the shelf forever until you cook something worthy of this olive oil” and found this specialty website with an “olive oil tasting kit.” (This is definitely a good gift for some people, a bad gift for others — use your judgement.)

Penzey’s is an assertively left-wing company that sells very nice, high quality spices. Most of their spices would actually be a good gift, but they carry a sufficiently complete array that you can definitely assemble a bad gift from their lineup. Get one of the DIY gift boxes and then fill it with the following: whole caraway seeds (useful mainly to people who bake their own rye bread), whole celery seeds (I use a little sprinkling of celery seeds in my refrigerator pickles in the summer but I do not go through them fast), cilantro (cilantro is better fresh, sorry Penzey’s!), whole coriander (they’ll have to figure out how to grind it), cream of tartar (gets used in tiny quantities to make meringue, they’ll have it forever), corned beef spices (almost no one corns their own beef), anise seeds (another rarely-used spice for most people), and then maybe throw in a cinnamon because your recipient will use that, will think “oh wow, this is really good,” and feel like they have to hold onto to the other spices because they’re probably just as good.

Horrifying Home Decor

I forget who initially linked to this object on Bluesky, but made the rounds pretty thoroughly over there:

A pillow that appears to have embroidery (it's not embroidery, it's printed) depicting a screaming goat with bulging round eyes. The goat's mouth is wide open and you can see its tongue.

Honest to god this is probably my favorite item this year. For reasons that truly baffle me, it is available on Shein, and it’s available on Temu, but it doesn’t seem to be available on Amazon or any other domestic retailer. Before you order, you should know a couple of important things: (1) It looks like an embroidered pillow, but it is not. That is a 100% 2-dimensional screen printed object. (2) Also it’s just a pillowcase, you have to supply your own throw pillow. On the plus side it’s also extremely cheap. If that link takes you to an unavailable version, just search “screaming goat pillow” on Shein or Temu and another one will probably pop right up.

Back in November when I started working on this, I had been reading about some godawful White House redecorating project and I started looking up ugly gold stuff on Amazon. I found this thing that looks like a metallic Koosh ball, a gold statue of a balloon dog, the lower half of someone’s face that is also a vase, and the head of a grumpy rabbit with a walrus moustache and a monocle.

But honestly, this is where Etsy really shines. A lot of Etsy sellers have 3D printed stuff on offer, and quite a bit of it is in the category “great for the right person; horrifying for your least-favorite aunt.”

First up, the 2025-appropriate Zen Gardens. You’re familiar with “Zen Garden” desk accessories, right? Here’s an example. The theory is that you keep it on your desk and you move stuff around and rake out the sand and it’s soothing and meditative and looks better on your desk than the pile of papers you currently have there.

The 2025 version looks like this:

Here is a Dumpster Fire Zen Garden that features both possums and raccoons (and a flaming dumpster.) Here is a Dumpster Fire Zen Garden with just raccoons, but it also includes a pen organizer.

This Etsy seller sells portrait suncatchers. They’re custom items, which means you can send over whatever image you’d like immortalized. Obviously in theory you’d send over a lovely photo of the grandkids but you could send your Trumpy brother-in-law an unflattering photo of his hero (this link will take you to an entire Getty gallery of unflattering photos of that fucking guy) or for that matter, a photo of the recipient and their family where everyone looks good except for the recipient. The same seller does a “pet portrait” suncatcher and I’m guessing she’s not fussy if you send an animal picture that’s not your personal pet, like you could do the raccoon that got drunk in the liquor store, or a naked mole rat. (Disclaimer: I have not actually tried to buy a naked mole rat suncatcher; results not guaranteed.)

I specifically looked up vases, because the thing about vases is, so many bouquets arrive in vases that most people wind up with a surplus. Also, there are a lot of vases for sale that are not very practical — test-tube vases, for example. Here’s a test-tube vase mounted in a disembodied hand that looks like Thing from the Addams Family. (The same artist also sells the hand without the vase.) Continuing the “disembodied hands” theme, there’s also this object, which is described as both a planter and a vase, made from a circle of hands. (The thing about a planter is that it needs to have a hole in the bottom. The thing about a vase is that it needs to not have a hole in the bottom. You can’t see the bottom in the photos and my guess is that it’s a vase, but not a vase that would work very well to hold your typical bouquet of flowers.)

There’s also this vase, which looks a little like something out of a Dr. Seuss book, but what’s really great is the striking neon green color.

People either like neon green, or they do not like neon green, and a neon green object in a room will immediately attract everyone’s eye. If you like the idea of a very brightly colored vase but want more options than just the neon green, there’s a different vase that comes in a very bright orange but also pink, purple, and multiple shades of green and blue.

“Okay, okay,” I hear you saying, “but what I really want is something shinier, that also looks like the torso of a naked man, but would somehow be appropriate as a gift to that cousin who likes to post ‘THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU’ memes.” I have good news:

A 3D printed rendering of the torso of Michaelangelo's David, done in a shiny reddish orange.

That is a surprisingly affordable 3D printed torso of Michelangelo’s David, as a planter, in pretty nearly any color you could imagine.

Please don’t hate me, Etsy sellers!

Frightful Fashion

One of the delightful things about doing this piece as a regular thing is that friends of mine send me links to hilariously awful stuff. I frequently say “oh wow this is amazing” and then lose track of the link, but my friend Rachael sent me a link to these boots last week.

Shaggy (furry) red thigh high boots that look like someone murdered Elmo and took his legs

They come in a whole range of colors, not just Elmo Red. There’s also Cookie Monster blue. (They’re kind of expensive, alas.) Every time I look at them I think, “is this fetishware for people who are really into Muppets,” because I kind of can’t imagine any other reason to wear them. Especially the red ones.

At a more reasonable price point, how about a button-down shirt with a patriotic T-Rex, or a sloth riding a llama standing on a pizza surrounded by burritos, or pirate cats? Or maybe you’d like a sloth riding a dinosaur that’s shooting lasers out its eyes!

(I am noticing a trend of sloths riding other animals, which makes a certain amount of logical sense, actually.)

You Make Coffee Wrong

Most people who drink coffee have a preferred way to make it. I use a coffee maker; I have friends with espresso makers; I have friends who make concentrated cold brew and then dilute it. But if someone is over, oh, 25 or so, and they’re a coffee drinker, they probably have come up with something that works for them.

But also if someone is a coffee drinker you can say “oh, I understand you’re a coffee drinker; I have heard that there is One True Best Way to make coffee” and give them one of the following:

Just make sure it’s whatever they don’t currently use and tell them you know they like coffee, and you’ve heard this (whatever it is) is the best way to make coffee. Instantly annoying gift.

You can also set them up with a milk frother, which is a bulky, one-purpose appliance that will take up space and they’ll probably never use.

And For the Tea Drinkers

A little insulated carafe is a great gift for a tea drinker but not this one, which according to many of the reviews, leaks like crazy. (It looks really cool, though.)

When I was in China in October, I went to a tea house where the tea was served in this little contraption where you poured water in the top, and then it dispensed it out through a little tube if you used the magnet handle to open the spout — it’s hard to explain but you could definitely get one like it for your annoying family member who drinks tea. It’s absolutely in the category of “intrinsically cool, so they won’t want to get rid of it, but actually a lot more complicated to use than a teabag and a kettle, which is what they probably use now.” (There are some great sets that look like dragons and come with eight little tea cups.)

If they do in fact use teabags, you could do the “you’re brewing your tea the wrong way” thing and give them a basket-style tea infuser. However, if they try it, they’ll probably like it.

Hot beverage drinkers of any variety can be given a mug with a little pad that keeps the beverage warm. Or you could give them this one, which will keep it lukewarm.

You Need a Hobby

One of my Bluesky friends is an artist who posts every year the advice not to give children in your life one of those “art kits” that’s got markers, watercolors, brushes, pastels, etc. all in one box, because the quality of the materials tends to be absolute dogshit. This year they specifically suggested St. Louis Art Supply as a good place to buy art supplies (both quality-wise and ethically). One of their visible mending starter kits would be a terrific passive-aggressive gift to someone who buys a lot of fast fashion.

Alternately, this loom kit will allow people to weave long strips of very narrow fabric. Here’s a fun fact about weaving: setting up the loom is by far the most annoying part of the process, and even with good instructions, most people need hands-on help the first time they do it. SLAS also has a Japanese-style indigo tye-dye kit, a spool knitting kit, and a very affordable set of wood-carving knives. (All of these would be perfectly lovely gifts to someone who’s ever expressed interest in fiber arts or wood carving. Use your own best judgment.)

Elsewhere, there’s also this, the “Buddha Board” which I think is basically a high-end Etch-a-Sketch for adults. (You paint with water and the image disappears a few minutes later and you’re supposed to relax and meditate on impermanence.)

The Gift of Experiences

Airbnb now has “Experiences,” activities in your area that you can pay someone to help you do. These experiences are highly variable by location. Minneapolis has an Axe Throwing Experience, a Nordic Spoon Carving class, and a Coffee Tasting. Other cities have Goat Yoga, Llama Yoga (Llamaste!), Beekeeping, Olive Oil Tasting, Giant Sand Castle Building, and of course many, many, many walking tours of various kinds.

Do I know someone who would 100000% enjoy Llama Yoga? YES (and I’m sorry, it’s in Atlanta, unfortunately). Do I also know people who would 1000000% not enjoy Llama Yoga? ALSO YES. Check out your local area and see what’s available.

Books That Send a Covert Message

Books are a terrific gift, but some books function on multiple levels. They can be both a really great read and a really great opportunity for passive-aggression.

Drop Dead Sisters by Amelia Diane Coomes (“It’s apparently sort of a comic thriller”) (that’s about how some men absolutely deserve killing to the point that everyone in the story will help cover it up.)

The Incandescent by Emily Tesh (OK, I’m cheating here. This is, in fact, a really terrific gift for the person in your life who just cannot let go of Harry Potter no matter how toxic JK Rowling gets. This is a magical school novel from the POV of one of the teachers, and it’s terrific and interrogates magic, social class, and the experience of adolescence. It’s just so good.) The Grimoire Grammar School Parent-Teacher Association is about the mundane parents of a magical child and is also a book about parenting a child with special needs, and is also a genuinely terrific gift for people who love (or once loved) that series.

Inventing the Renaissance: The Myth of the Golden Age by Ada Palmer. Ada is a science fiction writer and an academic historian. This is a great read for anyone interested in history, and also a great passive-aggressive gift for anyone who’s ever posted a “this is what they took from you” Tweet about Renaissance art.

You can’t give your friends and loved ones and annoying relatives my forthcoming book Obstetrix yet, because it does not come out until next June, but you can pre-order it for yourself (or, hey, any of those people! “Happy holidays! I bought you a book that’ll arrive in six months.” Who wouldn’t love that?) Pre-orders are particularly powerful for the author in a whole lot of ways: if you order it through your own local independent bookstore, they’re more likely to get it in stock. Lots of pre-orders encourage publishers to print more copies and promote books more heavily.

Passive-Aggressive Charitable Gifts

The Minnesota Zoo still lets you sponsor any animal they have at the zoo. They still don’t list their cockroaches on the big list of all the animals they have, but they do list guinea pigs (for your favorite antivaxxer) as well as Red River Hogs (known for fluffing out their facial hair to look bigger when threatened) and West African Dwarf Crocodiles (survived from the time of the dinosaurs). ETA: My dad pointed out that at our other zoo (St. Paul’s Como Zoo) you can do a symbolic animal adoption of their sloth.

Also, Habitat for Humanity continues to have a gift catalog. You can symbolically gift someone with a doorbell set if you wish to symbolically call them a ding dong; a box of hammers if you’d like to symbolic compare their understanding of the world to that possessed by such a box; and if you’d like to give them symbolic coal, I actually think furnace filters come pretty close. (Oh, and hard hats! I feel like the “hard headed” symbology there is pretty clear. But still subtle enough to get away with it.)

You can also give people tribute gifts to Doctors Without Borders.

Happy holidays!

Passive-Aggressive Gift Giving Guides from Previous Years:

2010: Beyond Fruitcake: Gifts for People You Hate
2011: Gifts that say, “I had to get you a gift. So look, a gift!”
2012: Holiday shopping for people you hate
2013: Gift Shopping for People You Hate: the Passive-Aggressive Shopping Guide
Gifts for People You Hate 2014: The Almost-Generic Edition
Whimsical Gifts (for People You Hate) 2015
Gifts for People You Hate 2016 (the fuck everything edition)
Gifts for People You Hate, 2017
Gifts for People You Hate, 2018
Gifts for People You Hate, 2019
Gifts for People You Hate, 2020: Pandemic Procrastination Edition
Gifts for People You Hate 2021: Supply Chain Mayhem
Gifts for People You Hate 2022
Gifts for People You Hate 2023
Gifts for People You Hate 2024

Special Election 2025, State House 64A

“Where’s your gift guide?” It’s coming, I promise, but first and somewhat more urgently there is one more election this year. Saint Paul Mayor-Elect Kaohly Her was a State Rep, and resigned her seat when she won the mayoral race, and the primary for the special election to fill her seat is happening December 16th. This is a deeply blue district, and while a Republican is running (Dan Walsh, who also ran against Kaohly Her in 2024), the primary is the real contest. So if you live in District 64A (that link leads to a map but you can also look up your address here) you should figure out who you’re voting for, and go vote. (“What about the Special Election in 47A, are you going to write about that one?” No, because 47A is an entirely suburban district. No part of 47A is in St. Paul or Minneapolis. I only write about races that appear on the ballots of voters in St. Paul or Minneapolis.)

There are six people running in the DFL primary. The local DFL held an endorsing convention on December 7th, which I attended with the goal of watching the speeches and the Q&A. Everyone said they would continue to run regardless, which is honestly reasonable given that it’s too late to pull your name off the ballot, and also, this was a convention of 75 delegates re-called from the pool that volunteered to be delegates to the uncontested convention in 2024. I’m glad they ran the convention, because it gave me an opportunity to see most of the people running and get a sense of what they’re like. But I think it’s fine that no one’s dropping out.

There’s no instant runoff in this race; everyone needs to pick one.

In the race:

John Zwier
Matt Hill
Lois Quam
Meg Luger-Nikolai (DFL-endorsed)
Beth Fraser
Dan McGrath

A note on this writeup. Ordinarily, I would send e-mails to all the candidates asking them a question or two. But this election is in one week. So I’m going to leave some stuff a little handwavy and if candidates see this and urgently want to explain whatever it was I threw up my hands over, they can e-mail me and/or leave a comment.

ETA: There was a LWV candidate forum last night. I haven’t watched it (yet) (and I may not, because I’ve got a bunch of other stuff I need to do.) Here’s the video. It looks like all six candidates were there.

John Zwier

John didn’t seek DFL endorsement, which means I didn’t see him speak. He works in the Attorney General’s office but his boss has endorsed in this race and he was not the pick (Keith Ellison endorsed Lois Quam.) He lists no endorsements on his site. His primary issue is gun control, and you can read his Star Tribune editorial for more information on his proposal (his main proposal is mandatory visible trigger locks on any gun carried in a public space; he has more proposals at https://www.mnfirearmlegislation.com/.)

Poking around social media I discovered that he does have an endorsement from Wes Burdine (owner of the Black Hart LGBTQ+ soccer bar) who knows him personally.

I would not vote for John; most of the other candidates seem to be making a better case for themselves. (Also, he doesn’t seem to have much momentum, and this is not a race with instant runoff. I think this is a race between Lois, Meg, Beth, and Dan.)

Matt Hill

Matt has worked as an advisor and aide to several Ramsey County Commissioners, but again, does not have any endorsements. He did seek DFL endorsement so I heard him speak and respond to Q&A today, and I was not impressed. He kept saying that he was uniquely qualified but was not successful at conveying what his unique qualifications were, in this field of incredibly qualified and accomplished people. He said “that’s my commitment to you!” at the end of most of his answers, after not actually giving us any specific commitments.

During Q&A, there were two responses that stood out to me, both bad. First, there was a question about AI (this really took all the candidates by surprise; none of them had an answer prepared, which was interesting in itself). Everyone else talked about the ways in which they would want to regulate AI and Matt’s response included the line “We need to get with it, if that is the will of what we decide to do.” (I assume he meant the will of the people.) Terrible response. At the very end, they got asked whether they would support higher taxes on the very rich. Everyone else said yes. He did not. He didn’t say no, either, but he used his minute to talk about living within our means and “as a small business owner” blah blah etc. He seemed out of his depth, and I would not vote for him.

Lois Quam

Lois honestly impressed me more than I’d expected her to when I saw that (a) she was the President and CEO of Blue Shield of California from January through April of this year and an executive at UnitedHealth from 1989-2007 (source) and (b) she’s endorsed by Hillary Clinton. Her endorsements also include Attorney General Keith Ellison, Ward 4 City Council Rep Molly Coleman, and Ward 3 City Council Rep Saura Jost. In addition to working for health insurers, she helped write the legislation that created MinnesotaCare, she was an advisor to then-first-lady Hillary when she was writing the health care plan that didn’t pass (hence the endorsement from Hillary), and spent a number of years as the CEO of a global health nonprofit.

Her four-month tenure at Blue Shield of California is sort of weird. I assumed that she got hired in an interim capacity, but that doesn’t seem to have been the case and it’s not clear why she left (and I can’t even read the article talking about how it’s mysterious as it’s behind a paywall I can’t get around with archive.is.)

Asked about single payer, she said she’s a supporter, but that it’s very hard to do it as a state on our own. She talked a ton about coalition building. She said that health care was an easier issue to work across the aisle on than you might expect because there’s not a single Republican representative that doesn’t have his or her own horror story about prior authorization fuckery. (Can I just say I find it wild to hear this from someone who has been a high-level executive at UnitedHealth and a CEO at another insurer. Yes, yes, we all contain multitudes, but, you know. Wild.)

She’s from Marshall, Minnesota originally, and she talked a lot about how she would do outreach to the southern part of the state to recruit people who would run as Democrats for the state legislature. Asked about what she’d hope to accomplish in her first year she talked about being a loyal team player and serving wherever caucus leadership thought she was needed. Finally, if you’re a fan of the Twin Cities Boulevard proposal, she was the one candidate who said she favored it when this got brought up during Q&A. (Everyone else talked about a land bridge.)

I’m going to talk about her answer to the AI question, too. (I found the responses to this really interesting because it was a topic no one had prepared for, and it meant we got a look at how they thought through something they don’t get asked about much.) She started out with the cheerful statement, “I like regulations.” She then acknowledged that it’s an uphill fight because the companies are powerful and it’s a hard problem to tackle as one state, but she supports Keith Ellison’s work in that area, and she suggested that one place to start would be within health care — there are good places to use it, but also really bad places. (She didn’t specify what she meant by this but I would cite “AI supported radiography” as an example of an appropriate use and “AIs used to deny coverage” as an example of a wildly inappropriate use and hopefully that’s more or less what she meant.)

Anyway. There are aspects of Lois’s platform I appreciate but I’m sorry, I can’t get past the fact that she spent almost 20 years as a UnitedHealth executive. It is possibly she has managed to buy back her soul in her years of working for nonprofits, and if so, that’s a good thing, but it doesn’t mean I trust her. I would not vote for her in the primary.

Meg Luger-Nikolai (DFL-endorsed)

Meg is a labor lawyer who works for Education Minnesota. She’s endorsed by SPPS school board chair Halla Henderson and 62A House Rep Aisha Gomez, and also by several unions. (ETA: post-convention, she was also endorsed by mayor-elect Kaohly Her, SD 64 Senator Erin Murphy, and 64B Rep Dave Pinto.)

In her speech, she highlighted fighting back against school boards that adopt homophobic and racist book censorship policies. She talked about the unprecedented corruption in the Republican party.

During Q&A she mentioned organizing in the suburbs; it’s nice to hear people talking about party building generally, like Lois’s comment about working in southern Minnesota. She stood out a little as being unsupportive of ranked choice. (They got asked about that during the Q&A.) On the AI question, she started out with, “I’m a luddite” and went on to say that she doesn’t really care about stuff like fake pictures of alien invasions but she is very concerned about deepfake videos of real people, and would support required identification when AI was being used. (Same! I don’t know how we enforce this but same.)

ETA: I got a note from Meg. She says she’s not against RCV, just not sold, and is going to be chatting with someone from FairVote ASAP (but probably not in the next week). Re AIs, she had this to add: “I am very concerned about the intellectual property aspect of AI and LLMs specifically. In my line of work, most of my writing is a work for hire and I can’t feel that protective of it. The notion that working authors are having their works fed into a digital Cuisinart and get neither compensation nor a right of refusal is a huge problem that we need a fix for, and I am all in for a state level solution if it’s workable.”

I poked around social media to see what other people were saying about various candidates and ran across a post from a local labor guy (with a book coming out) that said “Labor organizer’s greatest ire is reserved for timid labor lawyers who are too scared to support action. Meg Luger-Nikolai is THE exception to that rule, the best labor lawyer I know.”

She is one of my top three.

Beth Fraser

Beth is a former Deputy Secretary of State and founded the Voting Rights Alliance twenty years ago. She has a long career in policy, working both directly with the legislature (as a researcher) and with various nonprofits (the Main Street Alliance, OutFront Minnesota, and others). She is endorsed by former Secretary of State Mark Ritchie (Steve Simon’s predecessor), a bunch of State Senators, Ward 5 City Council Rep Hwa Jeong Kim, and Ward 1 City Council Rep Anika Bowie. And the owners of Moon Palace Books, one of my favorite local bookstores.

She helped to both pass and implement the Safe at Home act (which allows people whose safety is at risk, such as victims of stalking and domestic violence, to maintain a confidential address and still vote). She worked to end prison gerrymandering and to ensure that Tribal IDs were acceptable ID for voter registration. One of the things that impresses me about her history is that she had the foresight to write protections in the law before the GOP started trying to use certain specific loopholes to attack voting rights.

She started her speech by talking about a vicious homophobic note she received as a 14-year-old high school kid, and she ended it by talking about standing up to bullies (i.e., Trump). Two things from her speech particularly stood out to me. First, when she introduced herself, she gave her pronouns, which I don’t think anyone else did. Second, as she was talking about protecting all the people being targeted by the Republicans, she said that everyone had the right to respect and protection “regardless of how or if you worship.” Both of these things were brief and subtle and yet stood out to me as evidence that she’s someone who is not going to brush aside any of her constituents.

Policywise, some things that jumped out at me: she talked about empowering local governments to raise money in progressive ways (rather than property taxes.) She also talked about banning tear gas for crowd control.

On the AI question, she said she’s been working with experts in this area, trying to figure out what is and isn’t possible, in terms of regulatory approaches. She said she worked on Minnesota’s law against political deepfakes. She added that we also need strong environmental regulations on data centers.

She is one of my top three.

Dan McGrath

Dan McGrath was the founding executive director of Take Action MN, which is an organization I like a lot. (When I doorknock in election season I often head over to their office to pick up materials and a route.) He is endorsed by two County Commissioners and by State Senator Scott Dibble, who also endorsed Beth Fraser. Since leaving Take Action MN in 2018, he has worked as a consultant, and as a policy strategist for the Grassroots Power Project.

In talking about his history, he noted that in 2012, there was a statewide referendum on mandatory photo ID when voting, and that there was initially 80% support for it in polls, it was so popular that a whole lot of Democrats and progressive organizations said we couldn’t win and shouldn’t even try. As the Executive Director of Take Action, he decided they’d fight anyway, and we beat it. (We beat it along with the proposed constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage, and we beat both so thoroughly we got a trifecta for the first time in a long time and passed marriage equality.)

Everyone (I think) said they were at least theoretically in favor of single-payer. Dan also brought up passing the Patient-Centered Health Care Act, which would change Minnesota Care so that payments were made directly from the government to the providers. (Currently, If you are enrolled in Minnesota Care, you get your services through one of the insurers.)

On the issue of property taxes, he mentioned wanting to be able to raise revenue from all the properties currently not on the tax rolls but was not specific about exactly which of the various nontaxable entities in St. Paul he wants to tax. (A bunch are owned by the government itself.)

A couple of things I particularly liked: there was a question about how people would work across the aisle while not compromising their values and he said that where the inherent worth and dignity of all people were at stake, there could be no exceptions; “I cannot yield on any question about the basic dignity of other people.” But also, he wouldn’t want to go to the legislature if he didn’t want to talk to people in the other party. The question you want to ask is, what’s the problem you’re trying to solve, and are we actually coming at it from different directions? (“No one likes insurance companies,” he added, which was echoed a minute later by Lois — I talked about her response above.) Also, on the question about climate change, he was the only person to talk about transit, which kind of blew my mind; he also talked about working with farmers to help them cut fertilizer usage, and bonding housing downtown that requires builders to minimize use of plastics. (This was a lot more specific plans than most of the other candidates offered in response to that question.)

On the AI question, I transcribed while he was talking and I’m actually just going to quote: “I, too, feel strongly about regulating AI. But I want to say why. It is important that in public life that we emphasize and prioritize having a conscience. Having ethics. AI has none of what I’ve just said. It doesn’t have a moral compass. I think first – how do we try to lift up the idea that we are people, that we have values, that we yearn for connection to each other? We also have to look at infrastructure side so that our rural communities are not depleted of their resources for Google’s next behemoth.”

He is one of my top three.

So — okay, I have narrowed it down to Dan McGrath, Beth Fraser, and Meg Luger-Nikolai. And I’m not sure how to decide. All three seem fighty, in a way I think we need right now. Dan is a particularly good speaker, someone who can really eloquently defend our values. Beth is someone whose past work shows a lot of insight into shoring up the exact walls that Republicans are preparing to attack. Meg Luger-Nikolai is kind of the embodiment of the line “there is power in the union.” I think Dan would be the strongest on environmental issues, because he’d clearly spent more time thinking about them than the other candidates; he’s also someone who will stand and fight when no one thinks the ground is defensible. I think Meg Luger-Nikolai would be the strongest on education issues, because she’s spent 16 years working for the teacher’s union. Beth seems particularly well-prepared to defend democracy, both because of her decades of work on voting rights and because of things like, she’s been posting to her Facebook about banning the use of tear gas and requiring ICE agents to unmask.

I think I would vote for Beth. I think she’d be my pick. But honestly I’ve been swinging back and forth (mostly between Beth and Dan) since the convention, and I’m not sure. I am going to go ahead and post this because if you’re in 64A, you have one week to figure out how to vote, and hopefully this at least helps you narrow it down and gives you a starting place?


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