Elections 2025: Minneapolis City Council, Ward 13

Starting with this one because there is just not a whole lot to say. Here’s who’s running:

Linea Palmisano (incumbent, DFL-endorsed)
Bob “Again” Carney, Jr. (“Climate Revolution Elephant”)

Linea Palmisano is one of the centrists on the Minneapolis City Council, and a staunch ally of Jacob Frey; I am not a fan.

Bob “Again” Carney is a perennial candidate whose hobby is running for stuff. He’s run for governor, mayor, US Senate, US House (though maybe not Ilhan’s seat, I think he ran in a special in some other district), I can’t even remember how many times. When he ran in 2023 for this same City Council seat, he had a website. I commented at the time, “All you really need to know about BobAgain is that his website still says he’s running for governor, and when he participated in the Ward 13 LWV forum he said that if he won the election, he would refuse to take office, thus (according to his theories) allowing Linea to stay in office.” He no longer even has a website that I could find (presumably he let the “votebobagain” registration expire).

I don’t want either of these people and Linea is in absolutely no danger of losing to Bob Again. I would abstain from this race in the hopes that seeing unenthusiastic turnout for Linea would inspire someone decent to run four years from now.


I have a new book coming out next June! This one is not YA; it’s a near-future thriller about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult because they want someone on site to deliver babies. You can pre-order it right now if you want.

I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi but instead encourage people who want to reward all my hard work to donate to fundraisers. This year I’m fundraising for YouthLink. YouthLink is a Minneapolis nonprofit that helps youth (ages 16-24) who are homeless or at risk of homelessness. (Here’s their website.) I have seen some of the work they do and been really impressed. (An early donor to the fundraiser added a comment: “YouthLink was incredible instrumental in my assistance of a friend to escape a bad family situation in Florida with little more than a computer and a state ID. Thanks to YouthLink and their knowledge of resources my friend was able to get a mailing address (which was essential in getting a debit card and formal identification documents), healthcare, hot meals, an internship at a local company, and even furniture for their new apartment.” — That is exactly the sort of thing I’m talking about!)

I set up a fundraiser with a specific goal mainly because seeing the money raised helps motivate me. (Having external motivation helps. This is a ton of work and 2025 is a dumpster fire.)

Election 2025: Minneapolis & St. Paul municipal elections

Welcome to the 2025 Election Season! I am planning to write about the Minneapolis City Council race, the Minneapolis Park Board race (both at-large and the districts), the Minneapolis BET (Board of Estimation and Taxation) race, and of course the Minneapolis mayoral race. St. Paul just has a mayoral race; I will write about that, too. If I missed anything, like a special school board race please remind me in the comments. (Unless it’s in Roseville. I only write about races that appear on the ballot in Minneapolis or St. Paul.)

I am planning to write about the Minneapolis mayoral race as early as I possibly get a post finished. In fact I want to get everything done early this year, because my October is going to be extremely busy. But where the mayoral race is concerned, I want all the people who “wait to hear what Naomi has to say about [candidate]” to see what I have to say so they can make up their mind and send money to their favorite of Jacob Frey’s opponents and maybe even go out and doorknock, while there’s still time for that to matter. This means that if there’s late breaking news I may have to update my post, but c’est la vie.

First, though, I’m going to warm up with some of the easy ones, where it’s “excellent incumbent vs. weirdo” or for that matter “incumbent I can’t stand but no one reasonable filed to run against her so it’s incumbent I don’t like vs. weirdo” (that would be Ward 13, where it’s Linea Palmisano vs. Bob Again.)

I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi but instead encourage people who want to reward all my hard work to donate to fundraisers. This year I’m fundraising for YouthLink. YouthLink is a Minneapolis nonprofit that helps youth (ages 16-24) who are homeless or at risk of homelessness. (Here’s their website.) I have seen some of the work they do and been really impressed. I set up a fundraiser with a specific goal mainly because “number go up!” is very motivational for me (and having external motivation helps. This is a ton of work and 2025 is a dumpster fire.)

My WorldCon Schedule (Plus: Upcoming Cons)

And now for something completely different: my WorldCon schedule. This year’s WorldCon is in Seattle, and I’m coming out for it. If you’re looking for me at WorldCon, here’s where to find me.

Thursday, August 14th

Table Talk. 1:30 – 2:30 p.m., Room 430.

(You have to sign up for this. It’s an informal conversation with a small group and you can sign up for them with a whole lot of people, not just me. Signups are through the convention portal, open the day before, and are done on a lottery basis if more than 6 people want to come.)

Reading. 3:30-4 p.m., Room 429.

I am planning to read an excerpt from Obstetrix, my novella about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult, which is coming out from Tordotcom in June of next year.

Friday, August 15th

Arcane Principles: Philosophical Study of Magic. 3:00 – 4:00 p.m., Room 443-444

Magic is the core of many fantasy worlds, but sometimes the internal workings of those systems are underexplored. Join our panelists as they dive into the metaphysical and ethical consequences of magical systems from the fantastical to the seemingly mundane. Dean Wells (M), Holly Black, Naomi Kritzer, Salinee Goldenberg, Terry Brooks.

Why Does the Alt-Right Love Science Fiction? 7:30-8:30 p.m., Room 320

Over the past few decades, there have been attempts to co-opt science fiction in support of racist, sexist, and classist political movements. Even works such as Star Trek, Neuromancer, and The Disposessed have been claimed by alt-right leaders as foundational texts for their awful worldviews. Why does the alt-right love science fiction, and what problematic assumptions are coded into the genre that cause it to be open to these interpretations? Rachel A. Rosen (M), Jordan S. Carroll, Joseph Malik, Naomi Kritzer, Sam Asher.

Saturday, August 16th

Where Are Your Parents? 10:30-11:30 a.m., Room 321

Middle grade and YA books often suffer from the parent problem: If the protagonist had a responsible adult in their lives, they might not go on an adventure in the first place. Authors discuss their favorite ways to solve this problem, the narrative purpose adults serve when they are present, and how to strike a balance that empowers young protagonists while keeping adult characters meaningful.

Nino Cipri (M), Cassidy Ellis Salter, Michelle Knudsen, Naomi Kritzer, Shana Targosz.

Autographing. 12:30 – 1 p.m., Garden Lounge (3F)

The Hugo Award Ceremony. 8:30 – 11 p.m., Ballroom 1. My story “The Four Sisters Overlooking the Sea” is a finalist for Best Novelette.

I am pretty much always happy to sign things unless I’m in a hurry to get somewhere (e.g. a panel I’m supposed to be on, the bathroom, etc.) But I will definitely be there to sign things in that slot.

In addition! I will be at two cons in September: Diversicon (in Plymouth, MN, September 5-7) where I will be co-guests-of-honor with my bestie Lyda Morehouse, and CapClave (in Rockville, Maryland, September 19-21) where I will be a GoH along with Joe and Gay Haldeman. I am also planning to attend Gaylaxicon, in Bloomington MN October 3-5.

Special Elections 2025: Saint Paul City Council, Ward 4

The former Ward 4 rep, Mitra Jalali, was originally elected in a special election in 2018, re-elected in 2019 and 2023, and resigned in January of this year. There are four people running in the special election to fill her seat. Election day is Tuesday, August 12th. If you’re not sure whether you live in Ward 4 or not, check the Secretary of State site. On the ballot:

Molly Coleman
Cole Hanson
Chauntyll Allen
Carolyn Will

The next normal St. Paul City Council election is in 2027 (although we have a mayoral election this year; unlike Minneapolis, we don’t try to keep them in sync.)

The SD 64 DFL has put together a great page of resources that includes questionnaire responses and a link to video of the League of Women Voter’s candidate forum. John Edwards of WedgeLIVE did interviews with all four candidates, which he’s posted on his YouTube channel or you can listen to as podcasts. There was also a climate-issues-focused forum and a housing-focused forum.

I also sent all the candidates a question by email. I’ll talk about that in a bit.

Chauntyll Allen

Chauntyll Allen is a school board rep and I have liked her reasonably well on the school board. However, there were a couple of things I hit during my research that gave me significant pause. First, during the LWV forum when the Summit Avenue bike trail project was brought up, she really sounded like this was the first she’d heard about the controversy, which suggests a weird amount of disconnection for someone running for City Council. (I mean, I’m sure that there are plenty of people in St. Paul who don’t care about the project one way or the other, but there are yard signs up about it, you know?) Second, also during that forum, she responded to a question about climate change by saying environmental work was not her jam and then saying she’d heard people talk about getting rid of gas stoves. There are a lot of decisions that effect the environment and are made by local government; I would like the people on the city council to be plugged into this issue.

But my biggest issue with her: during her WedgeLive interview, she went on a very weird tangent while talking about affordable housing. She started out talking about how a lot of the new buildings claimed to be affordable but really were not, charging $1100/month for a one bedroom apartment. (Fair complaint.) But then she went on to say, “Often, those are not the residents of the city that live in there, those are people who are from outside of the city, that are from rural parts of Minnesota or even from out of the country (…) but going to school at the University of Minnesota. (…) Who are we really building this housing for? (…) Are we building housing for people to come in and live for 5 to 7 years, find the love of their life, and then go buy property in Woodbury?”

So. OK. When she said “those are not residents of the city that live in there,” I initially thought she was going to say they were being used for Airbnbs (this is a major problem in some cities — less in St. Paul, I think?) because it would be valid to say that Airbnb rentals are being used for people other than the folks who live here. But then she went on to complain about people who have moved here. (I was so floored by this — I was working on dinner prep while listening to the podcast, and I put down the kitchen knife and grabbed a pen to transcribe.)

Students who live in St. Paul are residents of St. Paul. People who live here for five to seven years are residents of St. Paul for those five to seven years. If they go on to move to Woodbury, they stop being residents at that point but that doesn’t make them fake residents while they’re living here! Even if someone moves here with the explicit intention of moving somewhere else in the future, they’re still a resident while they’re living here. This is so basic.

I do not like this attitude. I would not rank Chauntyll for the City Council seat.

Carolyn Will

A major part of Carolyn Will’s political backstory is that she spent the last few years doing the communications strategy for “Save Our Street,” the group advocating against the Summit Regional Trail.

Honestly that was already disqualifying to me because this group’s communications have been so goddamn deceptive. So I didn’t spend a ton of time on Carolyn. However I will note that she brags in multiple locations about how she “forged a collaborative partnership with the Ohio State Retired Teachers Fund to display the 30th anniversary timeline of Circus Juventas costumes in their empty storefront windows (formerly Pottery Barn) on Grand Avenue.” “Yeah, I called up those people that have bought up a ton of property in our city and are now letting it sit empty and asked very nicely and they let us temporarily put some decorations in their windows” is just not a win that impresses me.

Here’s her WedgeLive interview, if you’d like to see her ride her bike on Summit herself. (Unlike some of the bike trail skeptics, she’s an actual biker, and one point I will concede to her is that we need a good north-south trail more urgently than an improved east-west trail. We have a number of east-west streets that are sufficiently low volume that I can ride on them without thinking I am going to die. This is not a very high bar so the fact that our north-south options don’t manage it is pretty bad.) Anyway, I would not rank Carolyn.

A Tangent About the Summit Regional Trail

This is once again one of the issues in the race, so let me just go down a couple of points.

  • The most non-negotiable part of this project is the road rebuild and the utility line replacements. There are a bunch of water and sewer lines under Summit that are over 100 years old and are in immediate danger of collapsing. The subsurface of the road is also crumbling. It is in everyone’s interest to replace these lines before they collapse; that really seems obvious. The risk to the Summit Ave boulevard trees is primarily (overwhelmingly!) from the work that has to be done on the utilities.
  • Carolyn Will, during the LWV forum, said that they should be using “horizontal directional drilling.” This is not actually something that would work in this case, according to Sean Kershaw, the City Engineer (sorry, misremembered that) Director of Public Works, who apparently gets openly boo’ed at “Save Our Street” meetings when he shows up to answer questions but is also someone with actual professional expertise on this stuff, unlike the people running SOS. Also, the road itself needs to be rebuilt. Doing mill-and-overlay over a crumbling roadbed is like painting a house covered in rotting siding without replacing the siding.
  • The city is taking advantage of the disruption and the rebuild to add the Summit Regional Trail. St. Paul doesn’t have nearly as good of a bike infrastructure as Minneapolis. Chauntyll, in her WedgeLive interview, said that we shouldn’t be putting a bike lane on Summit at all (she thinks bikers should use lower-volume side streets like Portland), which is just ridiculous. Summit is a gorgeous boulevard and we should absolutely be slowing the traffic, deprioritizing parking, and improving the infrastructure for bikers and walkers.
  • The city has not done a good job of communicating with the community about what they’re doing and why. SOS has repeated their claim about 900+ trees over and over and over. If you go to the Summit Avenue Regional Trail FAQ (provided by the city about the project), first of all it’s a PDF (I hate it when the information I’m looking for is available solely as a PDF), one of the questions is “How Many Trees Will Be Impacted?” and the answer is, “Greenspace and trees have been and continue to be a priority for the Regional Trail plan and a pillar of design concepts. The trees and green spaces on Summit are significant to the parkway, trail design concepts would look to support that existing recreational condition. The Regional Trail plan will make recommendations on best practices for future construction projects to avoid and minimize impacts to greenspace.” That’s not an answer to the question! The actual answer is on page 121 of a different 277-page-long PDF about the project. (If you have 277 pages of information I’m fine with PDFs. But this is part of why your FAQ should be just a web page, because I spent a very long time scrolling before I found what I was looking for.) There are 1,561 trees along the whole corridor. If they do the roadbed and utility stuff and do not add a bike trail, 132 trees are highly vulnerable. If they do add the bike trail, it’s 221 trees. It’s not actually clear to me that “highly vulnerable” means these trees will all be taken down, but if they do, we’d lose 89 trees to build the bike trail. Also worth noting: the boulevard has lost about 34 trees per year, on average, from 2009 through 2022.
  • The “950” figure from SOS came (sort of) from a study they commissioned from an arborist in 2022. “Giblin looked at 199 trees and speculated what would happen to them if a full street reconstruction were to be completed […] and concluded that, of the roughly 200 trees inspected, 48 would likely experience ‘significant’ impacts that could be mitigated with care after construction, and 83 would experience ‘severe’ impacts.” SOS added these two numbers together and then extrapolated to the whole boulevard. Even though (a) this number included trees that would be expected to recover just fine, and (b) the sections of Summit are really variable and you can’t just take a single section and extrapolate and get a useful number. (That streets.mn article has some really good information. Maybe the city could commission the authors to write a new FAQ?)

ANYWAY. Back to the actual race at hand. The two candidates who have significant money, endorsements, and backing are Cole Hanson and Molly Coleman.

Molly Coleman

Molly Coleman is the daughter of former St. Paul mayor Chris Coleman. I mention this right off because there are people who think she’s the daughter of former St. Paul mayor Norm Coleman, and that is emphatically not the case. I have loathed Norm for 30 years. Chris was fine. I think Molly stands on her own in any case, but I wanted to clear that up. She works for a national legal advocacy organization.

Molly has a ton of endorsements from people I respect, including Bill Lindeke, Dan Marshall (who owns Misfit Toys) and Wes Burdine (who owns the Black Hart), and organizations I like, such as Sustain St. Paul. All of them describe her as smart, committed, consistent, and a person with a ton of expertise, who sees the connections between stuff. And you can see this in her interview with WedgeLive, which is great.

The major concern I’ve seen raised about her is that her donors include people who range from “ugh” to “holy shit, that guy?”: the Kaplans (rich centrists who support the Jacob Frey wing of the Minneapolis DFL), a whole lot of very well-heeled developers, and Brian Rice, who has worked as a lobbyist for the Police Officers Federation of Minneapolis and the Minneapolis Police Fraternal Association. (Her comment on the Rice donation, in the Pioneer Press article: “That is not somebody that I’ve ever had a meeting with, that I’ve ever had a conversation with. I’m committed to police accountability, I’m committed to true public safety, and using pro-active steps, not using police as our first step toward public safety.”

The thing about developer and lobbyist money is that it’s (hopefully/usually) not anything as straightforward as a quid pro quo. In some cases they know from your public stances that your principles and their interests align, or maybe that your opponent’s principles and their interests conflict; in other cases it’s an investment in having your ear to make their case somewhere down the road. Some of Molly’s stances are very developer-friendly but this doesn’t make them bad: she wants a simplified zoning code that makes it easier to build housing. In the WedgeLive interview she talks about wanting to use administrative citations to arm-twist CVS into selling that empty building at University and Snelling; giving the empty-building-hoarders a compelling reason to sell at the price currently on offer is probably a plan a lot of developers favor (and so do I).

Here’s my personal concern about Molly. I have a close friend who lives in Ward 4, very close to University Ave (and not far from that CVS), and her biggest frustration with Mitra was that Mitra did not respond to her e-mail messages. These days, I tend to have good luck getting prompt responses from candidates because they mostly know who I am. I was curious how everyone would do at responding to a constituent, so I worked with the friend, and she sent e-mail messages to everyone (with what I thought would be a relatively softball question) and I sent e-mail messages to everyone a little after she did. She heard back immediately from Cole, promptly from Carolyn and Chauntyll, and never heard from Molly.

I thought this might be a fluke so I recruited someone else to send her a question. That person also never got an answer.

Honestly that’s not great! I was hoping I could do a wholehearted, unhesitating endorsement of Molly and also, I’ll be honest, I was hoping she would win over my friend, since she disliked Mitra and low-key blamed me for Mitra. No such luck.

Cole Hanson

Cole Hanson works in public health at the U of M. He’s endorsed by the DSA. I have been struggling to write this because people have several unrelated issues with him, and organizing all this into a nice coherent summary has been a challenge.

First: he is the former Board President of the Hamline Midway Coalition, and launched his campaign before resigning. It got messy in a couple of different ways. I think the biggest point of concern is that he may have downloaded internal data (donor information, event sign-in sheets, and community contact lists) to use on his campaign. Honestly, I read the articles about this and was left completely uncertain how much of the dust-up over this was seriously problematic and how much was basically nonprofit drama. It does seem like Cole didn’t know where the rules around being a nonprofit (and nonpartisan) neighborhood board chair, and being a political candidate, intersected. That’s not ideal. It’s a good idea to figure that out before you declare your candidacy.

Second: while Molly Coleman was straightforwardly in favor of the Summit Bike Trail, and Carolyn Will is straightforwardly against it, Cole gave a lot of vague responses, both at the LWV forum and when he was interviewed by WedgeLive. I think he’s overall for it, but he repeats a lot of SOS talking points (like the “over 900 trees” thing which as I noted above, is not an accurate assessment of the risk to the trees). (This is part of why Bill Lindeke described him as a “random policy generator and maddeningly inconsistent.”) Cole has been inconsistent on enough issues that there’s a whole Reddit subthread debating what his position on rent control is.

He’s a big fan of a municipal grocery store (that sets him apart — I don’t think anyone else thinks that’s workable) and PILOT (Payments In Lieu of Taxes from nonprofits.) (Molly Coleman also likes PILOT. (I do too. It’s not clear to me if there’s a way to actually get nonprofits to pay this money. My idea, holding all their zoning variances hostage, is probably not actually legal.)

Anyway, I have gone back and forth on Cole multiple times. Fundamentally, I don’t think he’s ready to do this job, and here’s what brought this into focus for me. In his interview with WedgeLive, John brought up zoning reform. Here’s that conversation, transcribed:

John: Are you a zoning reform guy?
Cole: To what extent? We already just did a whole bunch of it. […] The question for me is, what more reform? Because we’ve already re-adjusted our whole zoning code a few years ago.
John: So you think we’re in a good place?
Cole: I think we’re in a good place. I think there’s some spots to touch and adjust, but I don’t think we’re in a revolutionary, change-everything phase.
John: And you think the changes that were made, were good ones?
Cole: Broadly speaking. The thing I’m a fan of is the Traditional Zoning category. I like that it’s framed as Traditional, meaning this is how things used to be, which is — you would have corner stores. You have corner grocery.

So, St. Paul’s zoning situation is a complicated and kind of terrible in a “things people thought were a good idea in the 1970s” kind of way. There is a terrific three-part series (1, 2, 3) talking about this, how there are a bunch of extremely retrograde rules that make corner stores illegal, sometimes even in a commercial building that’s right next to a commercial corridor. Cole, in the WedgeLive interview, talks about being a fan of “Traditional Neighborhood Zoning,” which is a zoning category that allows mixed use. (It’s explained in some detail in the third part of that series.) But in fact there are a ton of sections of St. Paul that are still zoned for housing only.

I e-mailed Cole to get some clarification on his thoughts on zoning. He replied quickly, and talked about his support for upzoning to allow higher-density housing, and his support for social housing. Then he said: “At the end of the day, when I talk to my Ward 4 neighbors, they’re most concerned about rising rents and property taxes, the loss of Cub Foods on University and how we can support our unhoused neighbors forced to live in tents because they can’t afford a place to stay. Zoning hasn’t been a priority in any conversation I’ve had with Ward 4 residents and until we’re meeting everyone’s basic needs, I doubt it will be.”

So here is the thing. I absolutely believe that people are saying “my property taxes are horrifying and I’m worried I will lose my house” and not “Cole, we need to fix the zoning code.” But these two things are related. The St. Paul zoning code as it exists makes it harder to open a business, harder to repurpose an empty building or parcel of land. (And harder to open a corner grocery store!) Development is part of how we lower property taxes. We want businesses that can shoulder part of the burden of keeping the streets plowed and the libraries open. The empty office buildings and empty store fronts are part of why our property taxes are going up.

It’s really important for City Council reps to listen to constituents. But it’s also really important for them to see and understand the connections between problems, to recognize that people are unlikely to call you up and say “we need massive zoning reform!” but that zoning reform is connected to a lot of the issues they are calling you about. (And this applies to a bunch of issues, to be clear! Not just zoning!) I saw Molly making these connections in her conversation with John; she talked about how people had repeatedly brought up the problems around Kimball Court and that it was critical to recognize that some of what people are blaming on the residents of Kimball Court is being attracted and fostered by the presence of that empty CVS building a block away.

I don’t think Cole is seeing those connections — at least, not yet. And in the end this matters enough to me that while I have concerns about Molly, I would rank her first. Cities are complicated, and I want the people on the City Council to have a deep and nuanced understanding of the way problems are connected. I would rank Cole second.

(I am pretty sure my friend in the ward will be ranking Cole first and Molly not at all, though, and I don’t blame her. What she wants the most is someone who gets back to her, period. She lives in a neighborhood within Ward 4 that takes the brunt of many citywide problems, and the way her neighborhood is treated vs. the way the wealthier neighborhoods are treated shows some stark differences. Her desire to have a city council rep who responds to her problems is not unreasonable.)


I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi but instead encourage people to donate to fundraisers I can then see fund. If this post was useful to you, consider donating to this teacher’s fundraiser to buy books for her students (young adults who are past the usual high school graduation age, but have unmet special needs and are still receiving education and services from Saint Paul Public Schools.) — OK, that funded already, here’s another one, also St. Paul. Help a Kindergarten teacher turn her students’ writing into simple bound books.

(Also, you know who does have a Patreon? WedgeLive! And damn those interviews were REALLY USEFUL.)

Special Election 2025: Senate District 60 (general election)

If you live in MN SD 60, you have an election TODAY.

On the ballot:

Doron Clark (DFL)
Abigail Wolters (Republican)

You can read what I wrote about both of these people in my post about the primary, or you can just go vote for Doron Clark, the DFLer, because obviously you should go vote for Doron Clark. He’s the former Senate District chair and the thing I heard over and over from his supporters is that he shows up for people, in both big ways and small. He’ll be great in the MN Senate. Abigail Wolters was recruited by Republican weirdo and 3%er Shawn Holster, according to her talk radio appearance (which Bluesky user Mara listened to so you don’t have to.)

Polls are open until 8 p.m. and you can find your polling place here.

Special Election 2025: Senate District 60

If you live in Minnesota Senate District 60, there is a Special Election happening this month. There is a PRIMARY ELECTION on January 14th, and a general election on January 28th. This is a deeply blue district; the real election is the primary.

There’s also a special election happening in 40B on January 28th. That’s outside the area I write about, so I’ll just say, I sure hope the person running lives in the district this time, and please go vote for the DFLer on January 28th. This post is about SD 60, which is open because Senator Kari Dziedzic died really tragically of cancer at the end of December.

There are seven DFLers running in the primary (and a bonus person who remains on the ballot because it was too late to pull him off, more on that in a minute). Two people are running as Republicans. Residents of the district can vote in either primary, but only one of them.

Democrats running:
Doron Clark
Peter Wagenius
Iris Grace Altamirano
Monica Meyer
Joshua Preston
Amal Karim
Emilio César Rodríguez
* and still on the ballot but votes for him will not be counted: Mohamed Jama

Republicans:
Abigail Wolters
Christopher Robin Zimmerman

So I’ll tackle the Republican race first because it’s much more straightforward. Last fall, I e-mailed every Republican running in a Minneapolis or St. Paul district to ask who they thought had won the Presidential election of 2020. Abigail Wolters, who was running in 60B, didn’t respond. I e-mailed her again this time, and once again, she did not respond. CRZ, by contrast, promptly replied to my question on his Facebook to say that Biden won in 2020. It’s a low bar but it’s amazing how many Republicans don’t clear it! (I’m not sure CRZ even qualifies as a RINO — he’s a Republican only for the purpose of running — but he’d definitely be my pick for the Republican candidate in this race.)

On to the DFL. There are eight people on the ballot, seven in the race, and three who I think are genuinely viable candidates with enough support and momentum to potentially win. The three people I think are legitimately viable candidates are Doron, Peter, and Monica, if you want to skip straight to them (I’m going to talk about the others first, because I have less to say.)

The DFL Central Committee for SD60 sent out a questionnaire to all the DFLers who filed, and five of them returned it. You can find links to their questionnaires on the SD60 website. Doron, Peter, Monica, Amal, and Emilio filled it out; Iris, Joshua, and Mohamed did not. The League of Women Voters invited everyone to send in a three-minute video and posted the videos up on their website; Iris, Doron, Joshua, and Peter sent in videos. (Also CRZ and Abigail.) Finally, WedgeLive interviewed Doron, Monica, and Peter, and you can watch those interviews on YouTube (which I linked to) or download them as podcasts.

What’s Up With that Guy On the Ballot Who Isn’t Running

Mohamed Jama

I started this whole post last week and here’s what I noted about Mohamed Jama at the time: he’s a cofounder of the Cedar Riverside Youth Council and is a board member of various neighborhood organizations. He’s been involved in DFL politics for long enough to have been one of the people involved in a brawl at a caucus in 2014. That plus a lack of endorsements and an unimpressive website was a pretty big strike against him, but then former 60A candidate Sonia Neculescu turned up the fact that Mohamed had voted in another district on election day in November, thus attesting to being a resident of an entirely different district and thus ineligible to run in this one. To remind anyone who’s confused: according to Minnesota state law, you need to be a resident of a district for six months before you run to represent it. “Where do I live, really” can be a legitimately fuzzy question, but if you voted at a particular address you are legally attesting to the fact that you live at that address on that election day (which was less than six months ago). Anyway, he opted not to contest the residency challenge. Since it’s too late to reprint all the ballots, votes for Jama will not be counted. Do not vote for him.

Running But Unlikely to Win

Joshua Preston

Joshua Preston has a website, which I linked to, but it’s his personal website and makes no reference to his campaign. He also has a website of giraffe pictures drawn by people who probably shouldn’t be drawing giraffes (most of them public figures) which is very amusing.

He attended the SD 60 Central Committee meeting where they endorsed Doron Clark, where he gave a speech that talked about his reason for running. He thinks it’s problematic that with a single day for people to file, and a two-week campaign, the district is going to pick a State Senator who could hold that seat for decades, so he’s running on the promise that he will serve out the remainder of Kari’s term and not run for re-election in two years, and his focus will be on housing and homelessness (and in particular Native homelessness.) You can watch his speech on Twitter and also an exchange he had with Doron Clark where he made the rousing declaration, “the sidewalk doesn’t close! Third space exists wherever we are!” (I liked him.)

Emilio César Rodríguez

Emilio is running for Ward 3 City Council, and their website still says they are running for Ward 3 City Council. They filed a complaint asking to delay the State Senate election because the U of M students living in the district won’t be back yet when the primary happens; their social media commented that the complaint “hasn’t progressed.” They did fill out the SD60 questionnaire.

I will be really interested in reading about their campaign for Ward 3 City Council in a few months.

Iris Grace Altamirano

Iris ran for Minneapolis School Board in 2014 and was one of the DFL-endorsed candidates but opted to campaign with Don Samuels rather than the other DFL-endorsed candidate, Rebecca Gagnon. This created a huge stink at the time (I maintain it’s pretty weird that the DFL threw an absolute shit fit about her doing this and has now completely stopped caring about it, but whatever.) She has no endorsements and the main chitchat about her I’ve found on social media is someone retelling the saga of that school board race. She did not fill out the SD 60 questionnaire, but she did do a video for the LWV. Her website and her video focus overwhelmingly on her bio, pretty much nothing about policies or priorities.

Amal Karim

Amal has one endorsement (Rep. Samantha Sencer-Mura, 63A). If it seems like I’m putting a lot of emphasis on endorsements, it’s because they make a very straightforward proxy for so many other things that make you a contender in a (very, very short) race like this: allies, organizing capacity, fundraising capacity (most of the people in SD 60 do not know an election is happening and the ability to send people mailers saying “GUESS WHAT: YOU NEED TO GO TO THE POLLS AGAIN” is kind of irreplaceable).

Amal has served on the Hennepin County Library Board. Her most interesting biographical detail is that she’s been a Jeopardy! contestant.

When everyone initially filed and lots of people didn’t have any website up yet, I pulled up her LinkedIn. She worked for five years for the Constellation Fund, which provides philanthropic grants to a bunch of mostly very worthwhile community organizations. Prior to that, she worked for Educators for Excellence (an organization I feel deep suspicion towards) and she now works for the ECMC Foundation. Given her history with EfE I’d have questions about what she’d bring to education policy if I were considering voting for her (but I also don’t think she’s a real contender — my friends in Northeast have gotten mailers from Doron, Peter, and Monica, not from Amal.) She did fill out the SD60 Questionnaire.

The Three I Think Are Real Contenders

There are three people I think could actually win this seat: Doron Clark, Peter Wagenius, and Monica Meyer. They’ve all got a bunch of substantial big-name endorsements, and enough donations to print and send out mailers telling people in SD60 that an election is happening. (None of this is to say that you shouldn’t vote for one of the candidates I don’t think is likely to win. The only candidate you really shouldn’t vote for is Mohamed Jama, because he doesn’t live in the district and your vote won’t be counted.)

The good news is that I think all three of these people are genuinely pretty cool! What you’re choosing here is the person whose style and emphasis best aligns with what you want for your representative.

A note about the DFL endorsement: in a normal race, this is done at the Senate District Convention, and to some degree, what it’s measuring is the candidate’s ability to organize early enough to get supporters out to the caucuses, and to win over undecided convention delegates between the caucuses and the convention. Obviously there was not time to do this, this year, so instead the DFL Central Committee for Senate District (32 people, instead of a couple hundred) considered the candidates and endorsed one of them. Peter Wagenius unsuccessfully pushed for the committee to hold off on endorsement until the 15th (at which point they would presumably endorse the person who won the primary).

I have massive reservations about this endorsement process and I think anyone who hears “DFL endorsed” in this race should mentally append a little asterisk because 32 people is not what we normally mean by endorsement.

Doron Clark

Doron Clark is the former Senate District Chair for the SD 60 DFL. If you’re curious what the Senate District Chair does, the DFL actually has a nifty little manual that talks about it. Fundamentally what this says to me is that Doron is willing to do a time-consuming, unglamorous volunteer job that keeps the grassroots-level Democratic party work in Minnesota humming along.

Since he was endorsed by the SD 60 Central Committee (overwhelmingly, FYI — 23 out of 32 votes) I think it’s worth noting that all of these people saw him up close and saw how he worked. There are kind of two ways to spin this. You could say, “oh, of course they endorsed him; they’re his buddies.” Or you could say, “the people who have worked with him in a political context overwhelmingly think he’d be great at this.”

He has a lot of endorsements, including City Council reps Elliot Payne, Jason Chavez, Emily Koski, and Jamal Osman. (Looking at the Minneapolis Ward Map vs. the map of SD 60, I think SD 60 overlaps with parts of Ward 1 (Elliot Payne), Ward 3 (Michael Rainville), Ward 6 (Jamal Osman), and Ward 2 (Robin Wonsley). Elliot Payne was one of his very first endorsements, and one of the things that was striking early was how much enthusiastic and immediate support he got from within the district.

You can read his questionnaire here, watch his LWV video here, and watch his WedgeLive interview here. I sent him a question asking what he would want to try to make progress on this session, when the DFL does not have a trifecta. He replied to say that in general, he rejects a scarcity mindset (“and yet I know that the government is divided and that things will be difficult this year.”) He said he would start by pushing to eliminate or simplify the paperwork requirement for schools to get reimbursement for free lunches, which would bring a bunch of money to Minneapolis schools. He also noted that there were no Minneapolis Senators on the Education Finance or Policy committees; he wants to serve on Education Finance if he’s elected.

What strikes me about Doron: he’s ambitious (in the sense of wanting to pursue big sweeping changes), hard working, and well-liked by the people who work with him. The people endorsing him tend to highlight his connections to the district and the fact that he shows up; “he shows up” is a line that appears over and over in a range of contexts. He shows up to volunteer; he shows up to organize; he shows up to be supportive.

The two issues he hammers on the most are education and housing. One other note — he is still doing meet-and-greets (you can find the schedule here, interspersed with events where you can volunteer.)

Peter Wagenius

I have known Peter since college, and I reconnected with him the first time that Ed and I went to a Senate District Convention, in 2000, when our State Senator retired and there was a fairly intense endorsement fight. Peter was working for Julie Sabo’s campaign and talked me into supporting her, and then talked me into sticking around until after ten that night (we straight up do not do Senate District conventions like this any more) (thank GOD).

So honestly, if I lived in this district, I would absolutely vote for Peter, because he’s a long-time friend and one of the people who got me into local politics to begin with. I’ve also personally experienced his energy, organization, and ability to talk people into stuff (did I mention that when he talked me into staying at this convention until 10 p.m., I was pregnant?) all of which are great traits in politicians.

Peter currently works for the Sierra Club, but has done policy stuff for the legislature and the city in the past. He worked for Betsy Hodges, and before her, he worked for RT Rybak. He has a ton of noteworthy accomplishments in transit and environmental policy.

He is endorsed by Keith Ellison, Rep. Katie Jones, and (Ward 7) Council Rep Katie Cashman, among others. (I will note, he’s endorsed by a bunch of elected people I like, but I’m not sure any of them are from SD 60; I think Doron and Monica split the council reps who overlap the district, unless I’m reading the maps wrong, which is a possibility. The 60A rep endorsed Monica, and I think the 60B rep hasn’t endorsed anyone.) The people endorsing Peter tend to talk about his work, accomplishments (especially around transit), and effectiveness. The two issues he hammers on the most are education and the environment.

You can read his questionnaire here, watch his LWV video here, and watch his WedgeLive interview here.

I sent him a question asking what he would want to try to make progress on this session, when the DFL does not have a trifecta. He listed two things. First, the bonding bill: he would like to use it for solar on schools, electric school buses, and energy efficiency upgrades. “The second highest expense for our schools after teacher salaries is utility bills. The state can play a role in making sure we are sending less money to utilities and more money into the classroom.” Second is building more housing. He noted that this is one of three elements needed for affordable housing (the others being renter protections and government investments in affordable housing); he’s been working on land use reform with the Sierra Club, notes that this has been bipartisan in other states, and points to progress last year “including with the bill that I personally championed to protect cities from misinformed anti-housing litigation.”

The thing that really struck me about his style is that he is willing to be very blunt when talking about Republicans. In his WedgeLive interview he commented that when you’re on the Senate floor, there are decorum rules against questioning people’s motives, and that’s all very well and good when you’re actually on the Senate floor but Democrats should not feel remotely bound to pretend they think Republicans have good intentions when they’re anywhere else. A lot of policies that Republicans push, it’s straight up because they hate Minneapolis and want to do harm to Minneapolis residents, and it’s true and we should say it and not pretend they just have a lot of true and sincere concerns about whatever bullshit they’re pretending to be concerned about that day.

Monica Meyer

Monica Meyer was indirectly the person who first got me to become the sort of campaign volunteer that talked to voters: she was one of the two people who started Minnesotans United for All Families, in 2012, to fight against the Republican-sponsored ballot amendment that would have enshrined discrimination against same-sex marriage in our state constitution. I had dropped lit in prior years but I’d never doorknocked or phone banked prior to that campaign.

Monica’s background is in work for LGBTQ+ rights: she was the director of OutFront for decades, and more recently has worked for Gender Justice.

She is endorsed by Ilhan Omar, Rep. Sydney Jordan (60A), and Council Reps Robin Wonsley (Ward 2), Jeremiah Ellison (Ward 5), and Michael Rainville (Ward 3), among others. The Kari Dziedzic campaign did not explicitly endorse, but rolled over their campaign fund to Monica.

There was a fair amount of discussion on social media of the fact that she’s also endorsed by Jacob Frey. (A joint endorsement from Jacob Frey and Ilhan Omar, no less.) Does this make her the All of Mpls candidate, or does this indicate that she’s really good at building coalitions? (All of Mpls, to be clear, is the centrist “we love cops and parking” wing of the local DFL; I’m not a fan.) Having looked at what she’s said, who else she’s endorsed by (Take Action MN, for example), and a thread on Bluesky from a local politically-engaged person I follow, I think it is primarily that she’s someone who has, in her decades of public life, made a lot of connections from all over the DFL. There may also be a least a little bit of, she has less of a long-standing anti-car-culture track record than Peter or Doran. (It’s not that she has a pro-car-culture track record, either; she’s been working on other stuff.)

She’s also gotten some big donations from people I’m not wild about. (You can look at the large donations here — not just to her but to several other people running.) There was some speculation that some of this money is anti-Wagenius money from someone who hates Peter for bad reasons and thinks she’s a better bet than Doron. It is still a legitimate point of concern; there’s always pressure to dance with them what brung ya, as the saying goes.

You can read her responses to the SD60 DFL questionnaire here, and watch her WedgeLive interview here.

The people endorsing her talk about her compassion, her voice, and her vision. She’s someone who builds really big coalitions. (This article from 2012 about how Minnesotans United defeated the anti-marriage amendment goes into a ton of detail about the people that Monica brought in to that fight.)

In response to my question about what she’d work on this coming session (where a lot of bold progressive ambitions are just going to get stymied by the Republicans) she said, “I want to work on data privacy issues this session, which often have bipartisan support,” and went on to talk about how we needed to be sure that people’s information (especially people receiving gender-affirming care or getting abortions, as well as immigrant communities who had data collected for our Driver’s Licenses for All program) was not weaponized by the Trump administration.

So.

So yeah, honestly, I think all three of these people are great, and they’re great in different ways: style, experience, and focus. I would personally vote for Peter! but the reason that’s an easy call for me is because he’s a long-time friend. If I were coming into this cold, not knowing any of the candidates personally, I’d be torn. I like Peter’s track record of accomplishments and his effectiveness on transit and the environment; I also appreciate how confrontational he is about Republican bullshit. I like Doron for being the person that is almost universally described as someone who “shows up,” and I am struck by how much quick, enthusiastic support he got from people who’d worked with him in local politics. I like Monica for being someone who knows how to build big coalitions and who doesn’t write off anyone who might be willing to work with you on something you care about, and I am struck by the fact that she demonstrated that by getting a joint endorsement letter from Ilhan Omar and Jacob Frey.

They’re all progressive Democrats who agree on most issues of substance, but I think that Doron would bring more focus to education issues; I think Peter would bring more focus to transit and the environment; and I think Monica would bring more focus to LGBTQ+ civil rights and reproductive rights issues, including stuff that might slip by other representatives because it’s not something they’ve dealt with. (And to be clear, I think they would all vote the same way on any bills on any of these issues but I think they have different areas where they’d be showing leadership, authoring bills, and pushing for things to happen.)

Anyway. The primary is on Tuesday the 14th and you can find your polling place here. I know it’s frustrating when there isn’t an obvious choice, but “all these people are good in different ways” is a really good problem to have.

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Special Election Blogging 2025

There is a special election in Minnesota Senate District 60 (SD60), because the Senator there, Kari Dziedzic, tragically died of cancer in late December. It is happening extremely quickly — the primary is scheduled for January 14th, the general for January 28th. It’s a very blue district, so the primary is when the real contest will happen.

Here’s a map of the district:

If you’re not sure if you live in SD 60 or not, you can also check your address in the Polling Place Finder.

There are a couple of reasons the dates might shift: one of the candidates filed a complaint and requested the primary be delayed until U of M students are back on campus, since a lot of students live in the district. And, one of the other candidates appears to not be a resident of the district based on where he voted in November and there’s also a lawsuit to get him off the ballot. If you want to double check, here’s the page about the election which will get updated (probably much more promptly than my page will) if anything changes.

I am working on a full blog post about the SD60 special primary, which I should have up in another couple of days (fingers crossed). I am posting this post now because people are asking whether I’m going to write about it and I want to just answer that question (yes).

There is also a special election happening (same schedule, 14th and 28th) in House District 40B because the guy who won that race in November turned out not to be a resident of the district. (Which makes me even more irate with Mohamed Jama. There are eight Democrats on the ballot for SD60; do not vote for Mohamed Jama.) I will not be writing about 40B because no part of it is in either Minneapolis or St. Paul. If you live in 40B, my heartfelt advice is to elect a Democrat who lives in the district. (ETA: 40B is not holding a primary due to a lack of primary challengers, and will be going straight to a general election on the 28th.)

There is also a special election happening in parts of Ramsey County for a new County Commissioner and that is on February 11th. I already wrote about that one.

If you want to do your own research on the SD 60 race, you can find a list of candidates here; five of the DFLers filled out the questionnaire circulated by the SD 60 DFL and you can read their responses to learn more about their views on the SD 60 DFL website. I have been sort of live-blogging my candidate research on Bluesky and that thread starts here.

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Gifts for People You Hate, 2024

Once again, the holidays are upon us, and once again, people are telling me that in this trying time, the one thing I have to offer that they truly need is a hand-picked selection of the absolute worst possible gifts that they can give their brother-in-law. You know which brother-in-law.

If you’d like to push back on the idea that you’re socially obligated to give That Guy a gift, you one hundred percent have my permission to do that, especially given ::waves hands at the world in general:: and you also have permission from the excellent advice columnist Captain Awkward. But sometimes, you hate your brother-in-law but need to stay on good terms with him so you can be around for your sweet, sad-eyed nine-year-old nephew. Or you hate your brother-in-law but want to give the gift of “everyone together without drama” to your lovely mother-in-law who doesn’t have much time left. Or you hate your brother-in-law but just have better things to do with your energy than have a fight, and for $30 you can just not have that fight.

And that’s where I come in! Using my guide, you can carefully select a gift to present with wide-eyed faux sincerity while knowing he’ll take it home and think, “what the hell am I supposed to do with this?” (Bonus points if the nephew thinks it’s awesome.)

A couple of important caveats:

  • If I have ever given you a terrible gift, it wasn’t because I hate you (I don’t give gifts to anyone I don’t sincerely like and care about), it’s because like everyone else, I sometimes make a terrible call about what would be a good gift. (This is important. Those are the gifts that give deliberate passive-aggressive gifting the necessary camouflage.)
  • If you have ever given me a gift, I did not scrutinize it for signs that you hated me. I assume the best about people who give me presents. Actually I generally assume the best about anyone I’m on regular interaction terms with and I sail through life these days assuming that people like me and think I’m cool (this was not always true, but hey, being over 50 comes with certain benefits). If you hate me, I probably don’t even know it.
  • In the interests of official full disclosure, I have an Amazon Associates ID set up, so if you actually buy any of the Amazon items for someone using my links, I get a kickback.

On to the horrors!

Wildly Impractical Beverage Accessories

Helen Rosner (food writer for The New Yorker) (I love her work, for the record!) released a food-themed gift guide last week that’s, hmm, you know, very much the sort of food-themed gift guide you would expect from The New Yorker. For example, a lot of the ideas are very expensive, although she also suggested these $65 egg cups that are made out of actual somewhat-stale-by-the-time-they-get-to-you bread. (“Jen Monroe is a chef, artist, and food designer whose project, Bad Taste, is committed to exploring new ways of thinking about food and consumption, approaching food as fantasy and as a transportive medium.”) There’s probably someone out there who would be very excited to participate in this art project. They probably live in New York. I’m pretty sure there are also plenty of New Yorkers who would paste on a smile and say “oh! how lovely! They’re … they’re actual bread? Huh! Oh, the artist also did a dinner about the honey bee health crisis? How interesting. Let me just put these somewhere the dog won’t eat them…”

Also on her list: Neiman-Marcus’s lobster decanter. Alas, it is now already sold out. This is an impractical bad gift to buy unless you’re extremely rich, because it costs $450. But it’s kind of amazing in a “what the hell” kind of way so here’s a picture of it:

A blown glass sculpture of a lobster that also can be used as a decanter. It has legs and enormous claws. No one would actually try to serve wine out of this thing, I refuse to believe it.

Also, last I checked, Neiman-Marcus did still have the pufferfish decanter available.

This started me looking at decanters and I found some pretty amazing budget-friendly possibilities. Whiskey decanters, this time (I think the lobster is supposed to be a wine decanter but honestly, unless someone sends me photographic proof, I am going to assume that no one on this planet has ever actually put wine in that thing. Can you imagine trying to serve wine from something like that? Can you imagine washing it after?) Wine decanters serve an actual wine-related purpose, which is to aerate the wine. I was curious if I was correct about the main purpose of a whiskey decanter and Reddit more or less confirmed it: the main purpose of a whiskey decanter is so that your friends do not see that you buy the cheap whiskey. Whiskey decanters are actually not a good way to store whiskey unless you’re drinking it up very quickly because you actually want to protect whiskey from light; the whiskey bottle in a liquor cabinet will work just fine, while a decanter on your buffet, not so much.

So this one is actually kind of cool: it’s a whiskey decanter shaped like a Star Wars Storm Trooper’s head (with two glasses that are molded on the inside so that if you pour in whiskey or some other beverage that isn’t clear, it’ll look like you’re drinking your whiskey out of Storm Trooper heads. Like Ewoks.) However, you have to pour quite a lot of whiskey into the decanter to make it look cool (which means if you’re not drinking it quickly, and want to store it properly, you’ll have to pour it back into the bottle). It’s bulky to store and not dishwasher safe. It’s solidly in the sweet spot of “too nifty to just toss so it’ll take up cabinet space for years.”

There’s also this whiskey decanter, which looks like a gaming controller, and one that looks like a globe. (Also, I swear to god, dozens that look like different kinds of guns, which I decided not to link because guns are gross.) The thing is, again, that you’re supposed to be protecting your whiskey from light; these decanters are all designed to be filled with whiskey and then stored on a shelf to look cool, which is the worst possible way to store whiskey. So FYI, literally any of these is a particularly perfect bad gift to someone who’s actually into whiskey, like nice whiskeys, because people who are into whiskey generally know how it’s supposed to be stored (but as a non-whiskey-expert you can just say you saw it was a whiskey thing, you know they like whiskey, and you’ll look very thoughtful!)

But OK: maybe instead of a container for the liquor you’re interested in some barware (i.e., fancy glasses) that would be annoying to use and impossible to clean. How would you like a set of four tiny stemmed glasses that allow you to sip cocktails out of a bird’s ass? Or! A set of two diminutive martini glasses with a built-in straw to drink from the bottom of the glass? (These would not merely be a pain to clean properly but pretty nearly impossible.) Perhaps you’d like to gift someone a pair of jellyfish wine glasses where the stems of the glasses are the dangling jellyfish tentacles. (These are easier to clean than some because at least you’re not drinking out of the tiny narrow tentacles but I would estimate two uses, max, before at least one of the tentacles just snaps off.) Along similar lines is this set of two wine glasses shaped like roses with cute little leaves coming off the side. So cute! So romantic! So doomed! (And so annoying to clean!) Finally there’s this set of funky shot glasses, which could be a good gift, but if you’re not regularly drinking shots with friends it will quickly land in the “we might use it someday and it’s cool” category of household dust-gatherer.

All of these are alcohol-related gifts; if you’re buying a gift for someone who doesn’t drink (especially someone for whom that’s requiring a lot of effort) I would encourage you to buy off another section of this guide, even if that person is an asshole.

Dreadful Decor

If you’re stuck giving a gift to the sort of guy who uses images of white marble statuary for his Twitter profile, my suggestion is that you buy him a replica of Michelangelo’s David. Sadly, the larger-than-12-inch ones tend to go up in price really quickly (though if you need to buy someone an expensive gift you could get them a 20-inch-tall David lawn ornament for $109.) The main thing either way is that it’s a bjig knickknack that will take up space and gather dust and if the recipient has hang-ups about western art they’ll feel like a bad person if they just straight up get rid of it. Along the same lines you could get someone a set of ten mini statues or a poorly done replica of Winged Victory.

If you can’t bring yourself to give something that’s just truly useless, you could also give someone Marcus Aurelius’s bust as a headphone stand. (OK, this is one of those gifts that can be either a terrible gift or an awesome gift.) Somehow the 27th US President, William Taft, got turned into one of these as well and again: could be terrible, could be awesome, kinda depends on the recipient and their opinion of grumpy walrus mustaches. Or their opinions of tariffs.

For a somewhat broader range of people there’s this disembodied hand that you can install on a wall to hold flowers (or whatever fits in that little tubular vase). Or a giant eye sculpture. No, really, it’s just … an eye. Comes in blue, green, pink, or orange. Especially great if the person you’re gifting it to has an Elf on the Shelf (“now you can have surveillance decor year round!”)

Horrifying Housewares

A long-time reader mentioned this year that she bought a saltshaker for someone with holes too small for the salt to actually come out. I love this as a passive-aggressive gift idea and this sent me down the rabbit hole of novelty salt and pepper shaker sets. One of the weird things about housewares is that certain items, you can choose from this amazing array of novelty versions and others there just aren’t any. There are relatively few novelty sugar bowls but so many novelty salt and pepper shaker sets.

One of my favorites was this knight-and-dragon set. It’s cute, bulky (for salt and pepper shakers), annoying to use (the dragon wings stick out, shaking salt on anything requires maneuvering around those wings), and there’s no obvious coding for which is salt and which is pepper. There are actually a number of sets where there’s no coding at all for which is salt and which is pepper, like this set of identical “male and female” Bigfoot shakers. (The two genders: the one that has two holes in the head, and the one that has three.) Finally, from the department of Licensed Kitsch, you can get a Baby Yoda salt and pepper shaker set where one of the shakers is Baby Yoda and the other is his floating stroller.

Novelty teapots are also abundant, and much like the whiskey decanters for a whiskey fan, you can say “I know how much you like tea!” and you get credit for having considered the person’s interests, but very few tea drinkers have much use for novelty teapots. For one thing, they tend to be impractical for actual use. (Most of them don’t have a steam hole and lots have a badly placed handle and/or don’t pour very well.) This one is a sort of spherical cow with a chicken riding on its back as a handle. Also — you know how the Uncanny Valley is the term for images of humans that just look slightly off — realistic and yet off just enough to be super creepy? Here’s a Schnauzer dog teapot that poses the question, “what if dogs, too, could come from the Uncanny Valley?” And here’s a teapot that looks like a Chihuahua that hates you. As a bonus, you could pair any of these with a gift of tea, but the wrong sort of tea, if your recipient has some well-established preference. For example, some people drink only unflavored black or green tea; you could gift that person fruity tea. Or chamomile in a fancy tin.

And some final odds and ends that I just kind of adored in that “yes! this is horrifying! this would be a hilarious gift!” kind of way (all of these are solidly in the “great gift for some, terrible for others” category):

I mean this is like the perfect embodiment of “good gift for the right person, terrible gift for MANY OTHERS.” Even if you think it’s cool, it’s got pointy bits where you’d put your change. Eventually it will collect dust and it will be genuinely annoying to try to clean the dust off. It’s way too nifty to just dispose of, though. The epitome of a modern White Elephant! (Except you don’t have to feed it.)

Catastrophic Clothing

For that guy you know who thinks way too often about the Roman empire or maybe fancies himself a Spartan, how about a t-shirt with realistically printed armor on it? Bonus points if it’s someone who has actually done enough research on armor to know what’s totally wrong here (aside from it being, you know, a t-shirt, not actual armor). (Maybe it’s fine. I know almost nothing about armor. I get strong “Hollywood’s idea of what the Bronze Age looked like” vibes from the picture, though.)

Or perhaps you’d like a Three Wolf Moon variant that uses T-Rexes instead of wolves? (There’s something that looks horribly wrong with those T-Rexes but not in an “AI Generated” way, as far as I can tell.) Alternately someone did an edit with iguanas but apparently couldn’t find photos of them with open mouths, so it’s Three Iguanas Hanging Out Under a Full Moon (with a listing claiming that they’re howling).

Or maybe someone in your life likes patriotic stuff? is into flags? Here is a shirt with a cat, wearing a flag as a cape, riding a unicorn, which is jumping over a shark. Enjoy!

Gift Card Strategies

Someone on Bluesky made the following observation about gift cards: “If you are thinking of taking the easy way out again this year for the hard-to-please people on your Xmas list, you might consider that there is an estimated $27 billion stored on unused gift cards in the U.S.” This is a really excellent point, and the lesson I think we should take from it is that hard-to-please people should be given gift cards not to Starbucks or Amazon, but to small local businesses and arts organizations that could make good use of whatever money you put on it. For example, in Minneapolis & St. Paul, Theater in the Round and the History Theater sell gift cards; so does the St. Paul Chamber Orchestra. In the “lovely small local businesses” category, Mischief Toy in St. Paul sells gift cards (and FYI to locals, if you haven’t been there you should check it out, it’s one of the best geeky gift shops I’ve ever seen); so does I Like You, a gift shop that stocks a variety of items from local artists, and Moon Palace Books. Check the local area of your recipient and think small.

Books That Send a Covert Message

Books are amazing gifts! For example, you could give my books as gifts, and whether the recipient reads them or not, I’ve made a sale so it’s a win for me!

Anyway, a couple of targeted recommendations for books I read this year that can be presented innocently but might make your recipient feel deeply uncomfortable as they read. All of these are good books that would be excellent gifts if given sincerely, to be clear:

Someone You Can Build a Nest In by John Wiswell. Depending on who you’re gifting to, you can say that you heard it was a horror story about a monster OR that it was actually a very sweet romance without any explicit sex. It’s both of those things, and also a very queer story where the real monsters are shitty family members.

Dreadful by Caitlin Rozakis. Gav wakes up with no memories of who he is or why he’s in an evil wizard’s lair. Turns out he is the evil wizard. This is a delightful setup and an easy sell as “I thought you’d enjoy it” to anyone who likes fantasy novels. However, as Gav tries to figure out why he turned evil the first place, the answer is strongly implied to be, “basically, he was an incel.”

Some Desperate Glory by Emily Tesh. “Military SF that won the Hugo Award for Best Novel this year!” It’s about radicalization (and deradicalization) and how sometimes, you realize that you’re one of the bad guys.

Jane Steele by Lindsay Faye. This is kinda a retelling of Jane Eyre but the Jane in this book deals with the assholes she encounters by murdering them. Would be a fun gift to someone who lives in blissful ignorance of how many people have fantasized about disposing of his body on a pig farm.

Passive-Aggressive Charitable Gifts

Good news: the Minnesota Zoo still lets you sponsor any animal they have at the zoo. They still don’t list their cockroaches on the big list of all the animals they have, but they do list prairie dogs (cute but carry bubonic plague), Great Horned Owls (owls are associated in US culture with wisdom and intelligence, but are in general some of the dumbest large birds flapping around), pigs, chickens, and sheep.

Also, in my usual hunt to find charities with interesting symbolic gifts, I discovered that Habitat for Humanity has a gift catalog. You can symbolically gift someone with a doorbell set if you wish to symbolically call them a ding dong; a box of hammers if you’d like to symbolic compare their understanding of the world to that possessed by such a box; and if you’d like to give them symbolic coal, I actually think furnace filters come pretty close. (Oh, and hard hats! I feel like the “hard headed” symbology there is pretty clear. But still subtle enough to get away with it.)

You can also give people tribute gifts to Doctors Without Borders.

Happy holidays!

Passive-Aggressive Gift Giving Guides from Previous Years:

2010: Beyond Fruitcake: Gifts for People You Hate
2011: Gifts that say, “I had to get you a gift. So look, a gift!”
2012: Holiday shopping for people you hate
2013: Gift Shopping for People You Hate: the Passive-Aggressive Shopping Guide
Gifts for People You Hate 2014: The Almost-Generic Edition
Whimsical Gifts (for People You Hate) 2015
Gifts for People You Hate 2016 (the fuck everything edition)
Gifts for People You Hate, 2017
Gifts for People You Hate, 2018
Gifts for People You Hate, 2019
Gifts for People You Hate, 2020: Pandemic Procrastination Edition
Gifts for People You Hate 2021: Supply Chain Mayhem
Gifts for People You Hate 2022
Gifts for People You Hate 2023

Signed Books for Holiday Giving (or just cause you want signed books)

Both Uncle Hugo’s and Dreamhaven have signed copies of most of my books, which you can order (or stop in to buy, if you’re local). But maybe you want a personalized signed book? (A regular signed copy, I sign the title page but don’t write anything else. A personalized signed book, you tell me who it should be dedicated to — i.e., your name or the person you’re giving it to — and I write something like, “To Frida, with best wishes” and then sign it.) I am planning a trip to Uncle Hugo’s on December 11th to sign, and if you would like a personalized book, here’s how to get one:

  1. Order the book (or books) from Uncle Hugo’s.
  2. On their checkout page, in the order comments box, say that you want a personalized signed copy and say who you’d like it signed to (and any other information you want me to have, like if we know each other on the Internet or we went to grade school together or if you have some request.)

And that’s it! I will sign it when I come in on the 11th, and Uncle Hugo’s will then ship to you. I’m signing on the 11th because the USPS suggests 10 days if you’re having something sent by Media Mail, and this provides a little bit of padding (including if the weather on the 11th is so ghastly I don’t want to go out in it.) (And Media Mail is an amazing bargain if you want books shipped from some other city.)

(Yes, I’m going to do my “gift ideas for the worst people in your life” blog post, it’s about 3/4 done.)

Election 2024: Sample Ballot/Index of Posts

Greetings to everyone coming to my site on their phone from a voting booth! For your convenience I’ve put links to (hopefully) all of this year’s races. If you scroll and don’t find what you’re looking for, try searching a candidate name, but remember, I only write about races that appear on the ballot in Minneapolis and Saint Paul.

People looking for information on races outside Minneapolis and Saint Paul: If it’s a partisan race, just vote for the DFLer. You can find MPR’s statewide voter’s guide here. Here’s my post from 2023 about researching a race from the voting booth. If you’re voting in a judicial race with an incumbent, vote for the incumbent (especially if the challenger is GOP-endorsed). (There is one judicial race that is for an open seat. It’s well out of my area, though — Duluth — so you’re kind of on your own for that one.)

On to my recommendations!

US President: Kamala Harris and Tim Walz (obviously)

US Senate: Amy Klobuchar

US House 04: Betty McCollum
US House 05: Ilhan Omar
(Both links lead to the same post)

MN State House 61A: Katie Jones
(This one got a separate post because Katie Jones is running against a Green, rather than a Republican)

MN State House 51A, 59A, 59B, 60A, 60B, 61A, 61B, 62A, 62B, 63A, 63B, 64A, 64B, 65A, 65B, 66A, 66B, 67A, and 67B: Just vote for the DFLer

Constitutional Amendment 1 (Statewide): Yes (also, be sure to vote on this! leaving it blank counts as a “No.”)

Minneapolis School Board Member At-Large: Shayla Owodunni

Minneapolis School Board Member District 6: Greta Callahan, but this is one you should definitely go look at to see if you agree with me

Minneapolis School District Question 1: Yes

Saint Paul City Question 1 (Early Learning Subsidies): No, but this is another one you should go look at to see if you agree with me

Saint Paul City Question 2 (Moving City elections to Presidential years): No

Chief Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court: Natalie Hudson

Associate Justice – Supreme Court 6: Karl Procaccini

Judge – Court of Appeals 12: Diane B. Bratvold

Judge – 2nd District Court 3 (Ramsey County): Timothy Carey

Judge – 2nd District Court 29 (Ramsey County): Timothy Mulrooney

Judge – 4th District Court 24 (Hennepin County): Matthew Frank


I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi but instead encourage people who want to reward all my hard work to donate to fundraisers. This year I am fundraising for YMCA Camp Northern Lights. Camp Northern Lights is a family camp, which is a camp that whole families attend together. My family went to Camp Du Nord (the other YMCA family camp) for many years, and my daughter Kiera has worked as a counselor at Camp Northern Lights for the last two summers. One of the things that makes Camp Northern Lights unique is their serious commitment to inclusion of families from communities that have been underrepresented at YMCA camps.

Last summer, Camp Northern Lights had a bad fire early in the summer — no one was hurt, but they lost their commercial kitchen and the housing for the counselors-in-training. They are hoping to raise enough money to rebuild an expanded kitchen. I have set up a fundraiser towards that goal. If you’d like to express your appreciation for the usefulness of this blog, you can show your love by donating to my fundraiser!