Election 2026: MN Secretary of State

The Minnesota Secretary of State does a bunch of stuff (they keep records of who’s a notary public, they register businesses, they publish the Minnesota Legislative Manual) but their primary job is overseeing elections, voter registration, and voting. Steve Simon was first elected Secretary of State in 2014 and has done an excellent job ever since at standing up to Republican attempts at intimidation and protecting the rights of Minnesotans to vote.

On the ballot:

Tad Jude (Republican)
Seth Kuhl-Stennes (Green)
George “Chip” Tangen (Libertarian)
Steve Simon (DFL)

Tad Jude (Republican)

Tad Jude ran for Hennepin County Attorney in 2022, where he was noteworthy for his ad that looked like the worst Batman movie ever, and for his disinterest in answering questions from me or anyone else. This year, he did respond to my e-mail asking who he thought had won the 2020 election by saying “I recognize that Joseph P. Biden was certified as the winner of the 2020 presidential election.” Saying “I recognize that Biden was certified the winner” has become the go-to option for Republicans who want to toe the line of Trump’s big lie and deny the fact that Biden won without sounding completely deranged. I have no idea whether there’s some significance to the P (Joe Biden’s middle name is Robinette) or if this was a typo.

Anyway, Tad Jude wants to implement mandatory ID at the polls (something Minnesotans rejected by referendum in 2012); he also isn’t willing to stand up to Trump even to the point of saying that Biden won the 2020 election. Absolutely do not trust this clown with elections.

Seth Kuhl-Stennes (Green)

Seth Kuhl-Stennes has a mix of positions that align with what Steve Simon has been doing for the last 12 years (continue to use paper ballots with electronic readers, allow for early voting, etc.) and some stuff that’s relatively novel. I’m going to focus on the novel stuff. I think it’s important to note that none of these items are actually within the purview of the Secretary of State to decide; they would all require legislative action. (He says he’d “lead” on these issues).

  • He wants to allow currently incarcerated people to vote. In Minnesota, you can vote once you’re out of prison, but you cannot vote if you’re currently incarcerated. (I agree with him on this; I think incarcerated people should still be able to vote. In Maine and Vermont, they can.)
  • He wants to allow permanent residents who are not US citizens to vote. (From an e-mail conversation about this: “I support this because under our current immigration system, folks can be legal permanent residents for several years and sometimes decades even if they would like to become US citizens. This is a modern day form of taxation without representation.”) Ed pointed out that this was routinely legal in the past. Part of my concern about this is practical. Non-citizens can’t vote in federal elections and saying “you can vote in local and state elections” seems like a setup for accidentally tripping someone up (and the penalties for voting illegally are really harsh). He does support the other current requirements (18 year minimum age, MN resident for 20 days, and not under a court order revoking the right to vote).
  • He wants to make ballot access easier for third parties and independent candidates. Currently, if you want to run as a major party candidate, you can file to run in the primary by paying a fee. (It’s $100 to run for the legislature.) This does not necessarily get you on the final ballot, though; it puts you on the primary ballot. If you’re running as anything other than a DFLer or Republican, there’s no primary and you don’t have to pay a fee; instead, you have to collect signatures.

    There are a couple of important things to know about the signature collection. You have to collect them on paper; you have to collect all of them during the 15-day filing period (you can’t get started early); and you have to collect 500 signatures to be on a state legislative ballot, 1,000 signatures for US Congress, and 2,000 signatures for US Senate. Also, since this is on paper and illegible signatures get thrown out, you have to collect more than the 2,000 because there will always be some that get tossed. Also, despite all these barriers, Marisa Simonetti the Tarantula Tosser managed to get on the ballot as an Independent candidate for US Senate.

    Seth would like independent and minor-party candidates to have the option of paying a filing fee instead of collecting signatures; he would like to lower the number of signatures required; and he would like to expand the petition period. He declined to offer a specific number he would advocate for.
  • He wants the FCC’s Equal-time rule to apply to minor parties, and adds (in the e-mail), “I believe that equal access should also extend to print publications and digital/internet media platforms. And when media outlets have stories or segments that include leaders from political parties with candidates on the ballot those should be inclusive of all political parties with candidates. Furthermore, voter guides and candidate debates/forums should be inclusive of all candidates in a particular race because those are also forms of media that inform voters.”
  • He wants ranked-choice voting for the executive branch offices (Governor, AG, Secretary of State, Auditor) and wants proportional representation for the legislature. (I am not sure if that would mean that we would no longer have legislative districts, or if we’d have larger legislative districts with proportional representation within them? it doesn’t matter, this is absolutely not going to pass. Ranked-choice voting statewide potentially could; Maine uses it for US Senate now.)

George “Chip” Tangen (Libertarian)

Not surprisingly, much like the Green, Chip the Libertarian would like to make it easier for minor-party and independent candidates to get on the ballot. I had an interesting discussion with him by e-mail about this. He has mixed feelings about extending the signature collection period (he did it very intensively for two weeks and it was exhausting)

The biggest change he’d like to push (which might actually be something the Secretary of State could do) is to switch to electronic petitions, similar to Arizona’s E-Qual system. This allows people to log in on the Secretary of State’s website and sign online, from home. (I assume this also solves the problem of illegible signatures.) He would also like to reduce the number of signatures required, and/or lengthen the period that people can collect them. (He added: “When only 3% of the 201 seats in the legislature have third-party/independent candidates, that suggests to me the current test is way too high.” I will note that in 2022, about 3% of Minnesotans voted for third-party candidates in the Governor’s race; about 5% of Minnesotans voted for third-party candidates in the State Auditor race; the third party candidates in races for US Congress got about 3-5% of the vote. So about 3% of the seats in the legislature having third party candidates contesting them, that sounds like it reflects the state pretty well, actually.)

Chip also mentioned a bill he’d worked on with a Rep. Drew Roach, HF 3534. This bill would make it much easier for minor party candidates to get on the ballot, but also requires minor parties to have an annual convention where they endorse candidates, and if you want to get on the ballot as a Libertarian you’d have had to go to the Libertarian party convention and get people to endorse you. This is an interesting backstop against the problem of, for example, straight-up Nazis getting on the ballot while claiming to be Libertarians or Greens. Given that the state Republican party endorsed Michelle MacDonald for State Supreme Court back in 2014 (they revoked their endorsement after learning about her arrest) I am less optimistic that this will keep the embarrassing candidates off the ballot, but it’s an interesting idea.

Steve Simon (DFL)

As a Minnesotan, I find it easy to take our elections for granted. They are clean and and fair, but also, convenient. We have no-excuses absentee voting, early voting in person, and we can register at the polls on election day. We have “agent delivery,” if you’re sick on election day and need your sister to bring you a ballot in person. We have “curbside voting,” if you can’t easily get out of your car. On election day, the lines are usually short and move quickly, because (unlike in many states) you don’t have to wait for a machine to vote on; we use paper ballots, which are then machine-read to speed counting; if there’s a recount, it’s done by hand, in public. We have some of the highest turnout in the country. Everyone should vote like we vote. We clearly have it down.

Steve has steered our voting system through some extremely stormy waters, including 2020, when we had to vote during a pandemic. He has also calmly refused the various illegal demands from Trump to compromise our privacy and make it harder for the citizens of Minnesota to vote. He has more than earned another term as Secretary of State; I am absolutely going to vote for him.

If you are intrigued by any of the proposals from Chip or Seth, I would encourage you to contact your legislators.


This seems like a good year to fundraise for a trans nonprofit, so I’m fundraising this year for TIGERRS. I don’t have a Patreon, and a fundraiser lets me see in a tangible way that people value my work, which is really helpful as a motivator. (This project is a lot of work.) I raised $7,230 during primary season so I’ve raised the goal.

I also have a new book out! Obstetrix is about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult because they want someone on hand to deliver their babies; it’s a story about enduring, surviving, and not giving up. You can buy it anywhere fine books are sold, and I’ve been doing my best to keep Uncle Hugo’s, Moon Palace, and Dreamhaven Books in signed copies.

Election 2022: Minnesota Secretary of State

I’m back from South Korea, super jet-lagged and foggy, but this is a very straightforward one so I should be okay, right?

On the ballot:

Kim Crockett (GOP)
Steve Simon (DFL)

Kim Crockett is frankly despicable. She’s a proponent of Trump’s big lie and has been completely open about her desire to make it harder for people to exercise their right to vote. On her website she says we should “protect vulnerable citizens” and says “the elderly, homeless, and non-English speaking citizens are being exploited for their votes. Why do election rules allow and encourage this?” — she’s previously questioned the right of disabled people and non-English-speakers to vote and I read this as more of the same.

On her Twitter feed, she retweeted an adulatory post about Giorgia Meloni, who is, at minimum, fascist-adjacent, and a tweet saying “Never Forget what they did to us” with a clip from Halloween 2020 suggesting safe ways for children to have fun during the pre-vaccine pandemic Halloween.

She’s whined about “ad hominem attacks” which is hilarious because she’s genuinely an incredibly terrible person. Why would I trust a really bad person, a liar and conspiracy theorist, a racist and ableist, someone who won’t even commit to accepting the results of the election she’s running in, to run elections? As I noted back in August, the Republican party has made it abundantly clear that they have complete contempt for the entire concept of government of, for, and by the people. No one should trust any Republican with elections, in Minnesota or any other state, but especially not Kim Crockett.

ETA: Also her husband is a huuuuuuuuuge fan of voter intimidation. He’s not the one running, but when you’re running for a job overseeing elections and you’re married to someone who goes to a Tea Party Patriots meeting to talk about how Republicans should round up family members who are “deputies or sheriffs” to be “part of a SWAT team” on election day, you get no benefit of the doubt from me. Kim Crockett should be allowed nowhere near this job!

Steve Simon has done an excellent job — in particular, he did a really good job in 2020 dealing with the complexities of elections in a pandemic. I would absolutely and without hesitation vote for Steve Simon even if his opponent were one of the handful of Republicans standing up against Trump; under the circumstance I would crawl over broken glass to vote for Steve, but fortunately, thanks to Steve, I’ll have lots of better options, including no-excuses in-person absentee voting. Vote for Steve, who will never make you crawl over broken glass to cast your ballot (okay, maybe I should have waited until I was less jet-lagged to write this post…?)


In addition to writing political commentary, I write science fiction and fantasy. My book that came out in April 2021, Chaos on CatNet, takes place in a future Minneapolis. It’s a sequel to Catfishing on CatNet and signed copies of both books are usually available from Dreamhaven and the NOW REOPENED Uncle Hugo’s (it’s at 2716 E 31st St in Minneapolis, in the former Glass Endeavors.)

I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi, but you can make a donation to encourage my work! I get a lot of satisfaction watching fundraisers I highlight getting funded (or, in the case of the Movement Voter fundraiser, continuing to raise money past their goal). I explained back in May why I’m fundraising for the Movement Voter PAC and that fundraiser is still active.

I also went looking and found a cool DonorsChoose fundraiser for a classroom in Minneapolis: a science teacher at Sullivan STEAM magnet needs some better computers so his students can actually program the cool robots they got.

Primary Elections 2022: Minnesota Secretary of State

This is another easy one.

On the DFL side of the ballot, your options are:

Steve Simon
Steve Carlson

Steve Simon
Steve Simon is the incumbent and I think he’s done a fantastic job. A+, absolutely voting for him, no question.

Steve Carlson
Steve Carlson’s website includes the year “2018” in it and also “forUSSenate,” so apparently he still hasn’t taken the free advice I offered him back in 2014, when he was running with a website that had the year “2010” in it, which is that if running for offices is your hobby, you should register a website that names neither a specific office nor gives a specific year.

Anyway. He ran for Senate as an Independence candidate in 2014. He ran for the 4th district US House seat in 2016 and the main thing I took from his website is that he’s not a good rapper. (He’s an old, white, conservative dude, so this should not be surprising.) In 2018 he ran in the DFL Primary for Senate against Amy Klobuchar and in 2020 he ran in the DFL Primary for Senate against Tina Smith.

In order to run in a partisan primary, he had to sign an affidavit of candidacy affirming that he’d either gone to his DFL Precinct Caucus in 2022 or that he intended to vote mainly for Democrats in November. He says he went to the caucus (I asked) and I am more willing to believe that Steve actually went to a DFL caucus than AJ Kern, because over on his Facebook he has a post that at least mentions caucuses, and his latest hobbyhorse (which he has ranted about over and over and over at length and in detail on Twitter) is that the DFL has a rule requiring gender balance for delegates elected to the State Convention, which makes me think he tried to become a delegate to the State Convention. (Or some slightly more selective convention, it might not have been the state one.)

Steve’s biggest obstacle in being a DFL delegate is not his race or sex but the fact that he’s an anti-gay, anti-Muslim Trump supporter with complete contempt for the bodily autonomy or human rights of women. Democrats mostly do not choose as delegates people who are this far out of step with DFL principles. Do not vote for him.

On the Republican side of the ballot you’ll find:

Erik van Mechelen
Kim Crockett (GOP endorsed)

If you take a look at Erik’s website, you will find a website devoted to Trump’s Big Lie, that Joe Biden did not win the 2020 election. (Also, he wants to ban all machine counts and require a hand count of every election. I will note that we did a painstaking hand count a few years back and it took a really long time, cost a lot of money, and the Democrat won.) If you look at Kim’s website, you’ll find a bunch of doublespeak about “safeguarding” and “protecting” and “empowering.” Just to be clear, Kim is just as much of an election denier as Erik — she just knows how to say the quiet part quietly.

ETA: She managed to get fired from her job at the Center for the American Experiment (an ultraconservative area think tank) back in 2019 by being openly racist in an interview with the New York Times. “I think of America, the great assimilator, as a rubber band, but with this — we’re at the breaking point. These aren’t people coming from Norway, let’s put it that way. These people are very visible.” She issued an apology at the time, but doubled down in April of this year.

The Republican party has made it really, really, really clear that they have complete contempt for the entire concept of government of, for, and by the people. No one should trust them with elections, in Minnesota or any other state.


In addition to writing political commentary, I write science fiction and fantasy. My book that came out in April 2021, Chaos on CatNet, takes place in a future Minneapolis. It’s a sequel to Catfishing on CatNet and signed copies of both books are usually available from Dreamhaven. You will also be able to get them from Uncle Hugo’s when it reopens at 2716 E 31st St! (and maybe by mail order now? I’m not sure how much mail order Don is doing while getting ready to re-open.)

I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi, but you can make a donation to encourage my work! I get a lot of satisfaction watching fundraisers I highlight getting funded (or, in the case of the Movement Voter fundraiser, continuing to raise money past their goal). I explained back in May why I’m fundraising for the Movement Voter PAC and that fundraiser is still active. (Also, I owe some embarrassing readings of my juvenalia to the Internet.)

I also went looking and found two DonorsChoose fundraisers for classrooms at Bethune Community School in North Minneapolis: math manipulatives for pre-K students (this is such a good idea) and a nice book organizer for a first-grade classroom where the shelving is coming apart.

Election 2018: Minnesota Secretary of State

JESUS H. CHRIST, PEOPLE, WHY WOULD ANY OF YOU TRUST A REPUBLICAN FOR EVEN FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES WITH A BALLOT?

(This whole thing was written in all-caps but it started to get kind of long and difficult to read. But please imagine me shouting this whole post.)

The entire Republican party, nationwide, has made it absolutely goddamn motherfucking clear that they will deny the vote to any person they judge likely to be a Democrat if they can come up with even the barest pretext that allows them to do it. They will purge voter registrations based on race and zip code. They will require people to get a government-issued photo ID, and then close down every office that would supply those IDs if they’re reachable by people in poor city neighborhoods or mostly-black small towns. They will, in a state where the local reservations have never gotten around to assigning street addresses, announce with less than a month before the election that you’ll need a street address to vote. They will reject online voter registrations. And while insisting that this is all to ensure the integrity of our elections (WHICH IS A LIE) they will refuse to fix systems that can literally be hacked.

Republicans are the minority in this country. Even with our fucked-up system that lets Presidents win when they lost the popular vote, that lets Senators who represent 44% of the US population approve a Supreme Court Justice for life, even with the structural unfairness that gives Republicans a disproportionate voice in running this country, they know, they know that they cannot win if they do not cheat.

Steve Simon is a perfectly fine Secretary of State and to my knowledge, he’s an upstanding citizen of excellent character. Right now, though? Right now, I would vote for him if he were a literal yellow dog.

We have a Republican guy named John Howe running who wants you to believe that the real problem here is “voter fraud” (IT IS NOT) and a guy named William Denney who’s apparently the last Jessecrat standing who wants you to believe that it would be better to have someone from a third party running elections (it’s possible he has a point but it doesn’t matter; he’s not going to win).

Vote for Steve Simon.